@LazyJam

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 Southend-on-Sea, East
Joined February 2009
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@AbsoluteBruno18h
Harry Kane not signing for Manchester United in 2023
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Faz@planetfaz2h
Getting your salary a day before every month only shows very poor budgeting and financial discipline. Financial nitty.
Bammy
@bammybae_6h
The OGs know why they use Monzo and Revolut as their salary accounts in the UK. 😂💷 Salary due on Friday? You could be receiving it on Thursday while others are still waiting. 😂
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To anyone that thinks immigrants are the problem, watch this. We are so cooked 😂
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Sarah@idlewildgirl9h
I can’t believe people actually think Spoons are banning people going in wearing a poppy we really are in peak Small Brain Time, it would be funny if it wasn’t so scary
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
FC Bayern München
@FCBayern20h
So proud 🥺 @HKane
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That’s another 2 seats available
Terry Flewers
@terryflewersOct 26
Hearing @SaeedTV_ is giving his season ticket up in protest against the Glazers! This is truly supporting Manchester United. Tough love is needed, I am so glad this is catching on now. Well done Saeed 👏🏻
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**ATTENTION** Please not that today and during any further protests in and around the Gosport area we will NOT be allowing anyone in any of our venues wearing a Poppy or any other political or religious symbols.
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Greggs festive bake review: Shite
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Its a simple question Mr Polanski, do you believe Lidl has the right to exist?
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Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
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When people say “this isn’t Man United”, what they’re really saying is that it isn’t Fergie’s Man United. They’ve been shit now for 13 years since he left and they were shit for 25 years before he joined
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Babe, wake up! The Chelsea highlights against Tottenham are out #CFCTOT #DownloadStadianityPal
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If you live in Tampa, this literally is a better looking pic of Ric than if you see him out and about. literally drinks until he shits and pisses himself
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Ric Flair posts a new picture and is focused on recovering
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Heard your dad believes that Wetherspoons are banning the poppy
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I like m&s food but I can't understand the performative obsession with the place. Why on earth would I want baubles of their food packaging on my tree? 😅😂
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Marks & Spencer have outdone themselves with Xmas Tree decorations this year
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Weldy@Weldy43Oct 25
Think its more to do with proper fans not bein able to get a ticket cuz its full of daytrippers from all over the planet who havent a clue which team is which, but u crack on mucker
(fan) Trey
@UTDTreyOct 25
United fans are the best honestly, shit every single game yet the stadium is always full, people are spending proper money just to watch this ass
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i don’t want to be a hater but i think consumerism is getting to some of you guys
Daniel McDonald@DmcDTOct 24
Marks & Spencer have outdone themselves with Xmas Tree decorations this year
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DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
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‘Was you born in a bloody barn?!’ getting some heavy use atm as the temperature has dropped and NO fucker knows how to shut a door behind them.
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utdreport
@utdreportOct 25
36’ - Heaven booked.
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