@LeeCram

life's foul-mouthed casualty β€’ ig/alt: @pausedmortem

 inside, dead
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Joined December 2011
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After careful consideration, fuck this shit.
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baked.in.ny
@propapergirl3h
unfortunately the day seized me
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Deleted all the dick pics from my phone and freed up 64 kb of memory
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As expected, fuck this shit.
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Ska Cat@bustertheskacat19h
always leaving when i should be arriving
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Dressing my age for halloween.
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@propapergirl17h
'whats wrong with you' yes.
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CrazyFeralCatLady@kcobra1122h
Nothing ruins the morning like gaining consciousness
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I've decided I'm not gonna be mad today, just evil.
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"Sexiest man alive" but the photoshoots are never sexy.
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Too lazy to shave today. So I'm not very babygirl right now.
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Ride that high till it goes limp.
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And another 23 minutes,
paused mortem πŸ’€@LeeCramOct 18
Episode 1 of season 2 of fave show aired today. So I was like happy for like 23 minutes. Yay.
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-Be the hamburger helper. Bring me the hamburgers (Me, as a therapist)
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Princess Pancakes
@highmay29Oct 26
I didn’t come here to be productive. I came here to scroll and judge quietly.
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thisGringo@smbeckleyOct 26
Discover your inner fuck off.
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🍻@drink2beersOct 27
stimming all by yourself beautiful?
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@neu_rot_icOct 26
clocking in for my insane paranoia shift
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Claire Behind The Hair@urmumsausernameOct 26
I'm not interested in your ai pics or videos. I'm only into unapologetically real.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 27
meh, I’ve seen fuller moons
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One of the best pilots imo. Brutally killing off the "main" kids save for one in the first episode? Beyond gagged.
TheWorldOfPennywise@Pennywisefan111Oct 26
1 year ago today, the First Episode for the β€˜IT: Welcome To Derry’ series premiered on HBO Max. 🎈
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