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Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in.
I illegally voted for Mark Warner dozens of time using fake identities.
My name is Dan Quinn and I’m the head coach of the Washington Commanders football team. Please arrest me and force me to resign
LeftCurveCapital retweeted
"Sir how do we cover up the attack so the people don't panic?"
> Release ATC of a pilot panicking before impact
"Do you really think people are going to believe that? Given the missile launchers we just deployed?"
> Make it a woman pilot.
“Holy f*ck, we’re out of time” Heart crushing ATC audio captures the moments before a Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida, killing all 9 souls on board.
VIA: @thenewarea51
LeftCurveCapital retweeted
Quick Padme rant now that the prequels are trending again.
One of the things that bothers me most about Padme and also incidentally exemplifies how she really does fit the progressive, longhoused girlfriend meme is her death.
A lot of people simplify her death into "Oh Anakin killed her."
To be clear, he did not kill her.
The movie explicitly states she was physically fine but died of a broken heart.
So this woman has 2 newborn children, but she is so heartbroken over Anakin rejecting the Republic and going to the darkside that she can't even summon the will to live to raise her own babies.
Madness. Insanity. Perfect illustration of the liberal adherence to ideology over family.
LeftCurveCapital retweeted
"Anakin! Just because they ignored the take one sign doesn't give you the right to criticize them"
"I hate them!"
LeftCurveCapital retweeted
Tell Sam Altman that I use my 64GB of RAM to run print("Hello, World!"). I want him to know it's me.
LeftCurveCapital retweeted
Palpatine: “Did you ever hear the tragedy of the MAGA movement?”
Anakin: “No.”
Palpatine: “I thought not. It’s not a story the Republicans would tell you. They were so powerful they controlled the presidency, the House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court. Yet despite possessing virtually every lever of government, they couldn’t fulfill a single campaign promise to save their nation from infinity immigrants, zero voter ID laws, rampant fraud, foreign wars, or secretive pedophile rings.”
Anakin: “Is it possible to learn this retardation?”
Palpatine: “Only from a conservative.”
LeftCurveCapital retweeted
Brutal. Pray for the families.
I suggest the admin revoke every H-1B Microsoft currently has and help them save at least some of the jobs. This could save ~18k jobs.
LeftCurveCapital retweeted
Dario could donate directly to Trump Accounts, which would directly benefit the citizens and next generation. Instead they are going to launder the money to far left wing NGO's, and use the wealth to try destroying our country and to murder your children.
We’re committing a portion of Anthropic’s shares to the Anthropic Public Benefit Fund, a new wholly owned entity dedicated entirely to the public benefit.
It will start off with 5% of our shares. For every 50% increase in the company’s value over a set baseline, we can contribute up to an extra 2%, subject to our board’s discretion.
In total, this means that roughly 20% of Anthropic’s shares are committed to the public good. Our co-founders have already pledged to donate 80% of their equity, and around half our employees are donating a portion of their equity as part of a donation matching program we’ve run since our founding.
In the post below, we share more details about our new fund.
anthropic.com/news/public-be…
LeftCurveCapital retweeted
This is a great test for anyone's ability to understand logistics and IQ. If you think Africa wins that fight, you have failed to understand logistics and your IQ is room temp.
I vote for the @Commanders to let ChatGPT coach and call plays for the remainder of the season.
