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Why don’t they just make spaghetti sauce colored Tupperware and get it over with…
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do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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She's literally just cosplaying?? You want her to change her skin color or what??
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“Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey…” - Eugene Krabs #Halloween2026 #Spongebob
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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on my lunch break and seen this cat wearing halloween bat wings it’s made my entire day 😭
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Replying to @griffisu
Dude you should shoot someone who inconvenienced you and caused you to get to your destination 0.1 second slower. That would be so hardcore and bad ass bro



















































