Lex Walker

"Gemini, tell @Google to search 'kersploosh urban dictionary' before having you 'draw' it in a commercial for your rollout." #Gemini #adfail

@petplaygrounds We got our first Alaskan Malamute, Moro (the bigger gray pup), in May of 2019, and after looking around for a fence that she wouldn't climb over or dig under, we found Pet Playgrounds.

Fun (Probably True) Fact: Trump negotiated out of having to do a mugshot so no one would see how small his eensy teensy hands were while trying to hold the mugshot ID placard.

@Lionsgate My brand new 4K copy of Ex Machina was missing its digital code insert, how do I fix that?

What if all of these Marvel MCU movies have just been a really expensive, dramatic setup to the long awaited Sliding Doors sequel? It just took them longer than they planned to get to multiverses in the Marvel storyline.

I came in like a wrecking ball, which is to say, only after receiving the proper work permits, clearing the required area for safety considerations, and under close supervision by other competent adults. Why, what were you- Oh, oh I see. I'm sorry, no. I see where the mix-up was.

It took seeing its name misspelled as Playstatio 5 to realize that's exactly what the #PS5 reminds me of: a futuristic pistachio. And now I'll never be able to call it anything else. #ChristmasThoughts

@MattGoldberg You guys need to stop telling people that movies on Movies Anywhere don't expire or vanish. They do. There's a reason there's a Future Unavailability clause in their Terms of Use.

@SquareEnix Your Black Friday sale claims FFXIV Online Complete Edition is 50% off the price - but when you go to the actual page for that game, clicking through from the Black Friday Sale Page, there's no discount. What's going on there?

@FamilyVideo Is online order fulfillment on pause until quarantine is over or are online orders still being shipped?

@HBO Where did all the old episodes of Last Week Tonight go? Nothing but season 6 is available on HBO Now...now.

@BethesdaSupport I have a ticket for an issue that's now officially 6 weeks old and your team is dragging their feet in providing an answer/resolution. This needs to be escalated.

If more people celebrate today as #NationalNachosDay than #ElectionDay this country is screwed. #GoVote. Don't let fake cheese trump real democracy.

@PlayOverwatch On PS4 After bad quickplay matches when I don't want to keep playing with the group I've been paired with I try to leave after the card voting phase. It doesn't let me. It loads me into the next match with the same team. When I leave then, I'm penalized. Why?

@BryanCranston Did you do voice work for J. Jonah Jameson in the new Spider-man video game?

“We are going to have Air Force and we are going to have Space Force, separate but equal.” Donald Trump: smiling like idiot for using historical phrase "separate but equal" Everyone Else: cringing at 3 of the most loaded words in American legislative history being used by idiot

With the impending ban on straws, will we see fewer or more strawman arguments in the future? Give your most logically abstracted and poorly reasoned argument now.

"Morgan Freeman knew he could either get busy evincing or get busy denying."

Hey @CNN I don't appreciate you pushing your anti-seal agenda and disguising it as news. (Yes, this is your front page RIGHT NOW.) #GetANewEditor #HireMe?

@Postmates_Help Are you aware that when I click help on an order on your website I get a 404 error that loops? It's been like this for days. You double charged me.