Lex Walker

"Gemini, tell @Google to search 'kersploosh urban dictionary' before having you 'draw' it in a commercial for your rollout." #Gemini #adfail

@petplaygrounds We got our first Alaskan Malamute, Moro (the bigger gray pup), in May of 2019, and after looking around for a fence that she wouldn't climb over or dig under, we found Pet Playgrounds.

Hey @CNN I don't appreciate you pushing your anti-seal agenda and disguising it as news. (Yes, this is your front page RIGHT NOW.) #GetANewEditor #HireMe?

There's always LeonardLikesPizza youtube.com/watch?v=r73C0N8F…

Look, Central Illinois, I can appreciate you wanting to try out a new look, but you're too white for cloud cornrows.

The @Marriott I'm staying at has apparently opted for the "Flying River of #Bacon" motif. And why wouldn't they?

Maybe it's just me, but I interpreted this Android commercial as ending with 3 new friends forming a suicide pact. youtube.com/watch?v=UYxpX3N2…

I finally figured out why Trey Gowdy looks so familiar. @Gotham's Penguin has risen further than anyone thought.

Glad to see Rachel Bloom got her own show, because anyone who produces a video like "I Steal Pets" deserves it. youtube.com/watch?v=ucmsunDs…

I think @MarilynManson should sue @DCComics and @WarnerBrosEnt for an unauthorized use of his likeness. #Joker

Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) has slowly transformed into Stephen Root. To be clear: two Stephen Roots isn't a bad thing

@Lowpolybot Let's try this...

I have to believe a Ghibli Maserati would look like a giant, sleek, animated cat. #animation #studioghibli

Finally, Kim Jong Un is being reasonable. I say we let him blow up Arizona. That seems fair. #CrazyGoBoom

Have had @gentlemenhall's "Sail into the Sun" on repeat all day. So catchy. It's like an aural joy infusion. #music youtube.com/watch?v=8md8vM6t…