Mech Engineer. Gamer. Former USN Surface Warfare Officer. Certified Professional Irritable Jerk. Wood chipper enthusiast. #fuckcancer

United States
Joined October 2014
I seem to have rather unexpectedly gained some new followers recently. In the spirit of managing expectations, please understand that I will disappoint you in some way, and more likely sooner than later.
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It's a Jeep thing. (You wouldn't understand.)
Replying to @erichhartmann
No way this is real
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You've never had fun until you've told a pack of 6-figure techs "sorry, that's not my scope" and then watched them poke and scream at a failed laptop like fucking chimps trying to understand a black monolith.
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"I'd like you to meet my children: Intruder, Vigilante, and Demon."
If my husband would allow it, it'd 100% name my children after my favorite fighter jets
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The North Koreans are living the dream. Most of us want to arty Starbucks at least once a week.
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you gotta help me spread this message! Rob Evans, AKA @hotscots_app, is part of the Microsoft cuts. The future for his family just became very uncertain. This man built Hots and Cots not for money, but for love of Soldiers. Let’s see if we can get him hired! #HireRobEvans Please share!
Hots&Cots has never been my full-time job. It’s been nights, weekends, and vacation days. My day job has been almost 13 years at Microsoft, most recently as a senior iOS engineer. I’m part of this round. So I’m open to two things: * A full-time senior iOS role, building apps or the platforms behind them. * Contract work. If you need an iOS, Android, or web app built end to end, that’s how I built Hots&Cots. DMs are open. Hots&Cots isn’t going anywhere.
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Hey babe, wake up, a new front in the 2A fight just opened up.
We believe access to capable open-source cyber models is our constitutional right as Americans under the 2nd Amendment. It is our duty as technologists and patriots to help protect the digital infrastructure that powers the world's largest economy. As such, we’re serving our cyber models “at-cost”, in US data centers only, with ZDR enabled by default. We do not plan to make money serving these models. If you run a company that is considering how to best protect against cybercrime, reach out to me or @atbeme. We’d be happy to advise. KYC required. Apply below.
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There are very few things more satisfying than a skin-to-skin on a VANDAL with a telemetry bird.
Huhh, so this is what a supersonic sea-skimming target interception looks like (Unseen IR cam Footage from US navy). USS Philippine Sea & USS Mason engaging a GQM-163A Coyote target using AEGIS combat system and SM-2 interceptors during SWATT training in the Atlantic.
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The UK has the same responsibility to Iran's embassy today that Iran had to the US embassy in 1979. I hope they take that seriously and discharge their responsibilities with the same professionalism that Iran did back in the day.
In phone conversation with the UK Foreign Secretary this evening, I made clear that the UK is per international legal obligations dutybound to ensure the safety and security of Iran's London Consulate and Embassy. If the UK cannot uphold its duty to protect diplomatic missions, Iran would be left with no choice but to consider evacuating our personnel. I also urged the UK to avoid interfering in Iran's internal affairs, including by continuing to refrain from taking action against Israeli-backed terrorists posing as news organizations. Ofcom has clear rules and regulations about the incitement of violence and glorification of terrorism. The UK Government must take action to ensure that its own domestic laws are upheld.
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Happy St Crispin's day to all who celebrate it, and damnation to the French. And more importantly: happy birthday to my bro @xbradtc.
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I can't decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing or if it's just a boring thing.
ok this is actually the sickest thing I’ve told chatgpt
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At this rate the Chinese are going to liberate Constantinople before the West ever gets around to it.
我要向印度道个歉,以前是我太大声了,确实印度还是不错的,文明古国,也有很多科技成就。 自从见识到了土耳其以后,我才发现什么才是人类道德和智力的洼地。对比之下真的印度真的是当之无愧的文明古国。 真的是一山还比一山高,强中自有强中手。 爱你,亲爱的邻居,印度
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This is an assassination attempt. They're trying to give Justice Thomas an aneurysm. There's no other possible reason for writing something this utterly retarded.
Replying to @2AFDN @davekopel
Cook County argues resisting tyranny is not a valid purpose anymore, because the government will handle resisting tyranny for us.
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I love everything about this scene. It's one of the greatest monologues ever from the greatest play and the best Shakespeare film. But the best part? Brian Blessed isn't wearing a costume. That's his own personal suit of armor. youtu.be/xaVD3iBz7CU
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Apparently they couldn't find enough people in--checks notes--INDIA that wanted to operate a 7-11?
🚨 7-Eleven officially ended its India operations, shutting down all 31 stores.
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Had the weirdest dream earlier. I'd stolen a Dodge Ram from a dealer and had to get it back to the ship for some reason because Shepherd Book needed a truck? And Paul Giamatti was there because of course he was. I wound up driving through a building and got stuck in an office.
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Anyway, the cops had me at gunpoint and I was like welp, this sucks. Then I woke up. Very confusing.
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New isn’t always better. Decline is possible. Innovation doesn’t always equal progress. Only better is better.
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In fact, Osgiliath has never been more vibrant.
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Hell yeah! Thank you, Larry! See You Next Tuesday!
Larry the F-20 has arrived with your weekly gifts! He wants you to get through it.
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