All I ever wanted was exactly 69 followers. And yes, I am that immature

Joined September 2011
"Everyone wear a mask while we defund the police" is the greatest idea in the history of crime
New photos show UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s killer in Starbucks before shooting trib.al/VgpLKe6
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As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States. The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio . From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
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Define "cannons" in the modern sense of the word
October 26, 1975 You certainly said a mouthful there Tom 😵
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Someone needs to give Troy Deeney a Balon D’elusional This is a classic…
Oi never forget this from Deeney 😭😭😭
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That odd combo of attractive and unappealing
Angel Reese arrives to Game 5 of the WNBA Finals wearing a shirt that says “Protect Black Women.”
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Skatteboo is retarded for saying this
Cam Skattebo was asked about using guardian caps: “I’d rather be retarded than look retarded. And obviously you know what I’m getting at.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The attached clip shows Cam Skattebo discussing penalties and his playing style after a game, not guardian caps. The quoted remark is fabricated and does not match the video or his actual comments on the topic. profootballnetwork.com/cam-skattebo-t… x.com/UnderdogNFL/st… instagram.com/p/DRX38HWEUeb/
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The initial save here is one of the best I’ve ever seen
CHAOS IN THE FINAL MINUTE!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!
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No one is illegal in their own country
#BREAKING: Haiti says it's “overwhelmed” by illegals deported from the United States.
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You've come a long way baby I remember when Regis Philbin smacked Nicki Minaj on the ass when she appeared on the Regis and Kelly morning show Her mouth dropped open Afterwards she tweeted that she was in total shock, though she laughed it off and wasn't deeply offended
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That wasn't all... After Minaj mentioned advice she got from Lil Wayne to "Go hard" Regis commented, "Go hard? Wish I could..."
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Defenses would gameplan for days on how to stop Messi During the match opposing midfield and defensive players would be alerted to his position on the pitch because stopping him required a team effort He’d still dominate Cucurella, by himself, had Yamal in a vault all game
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"To the Cheesecake Factory and beyond"
SEE IT: Illinois Governor JB Priztker dresses up as Buzz Lightyear for Halloween early.
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Some where on the way to the match Allison decided he was going spend the game passing the ball to Brighton
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Harry Kane was never 21 at any stage of his life He's been 29 for 33 years
That game took place January 1st of 2015. Kane was 21 actually
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I respect and give mucho props to the left-wing anti-Western-super-girl hustle more than anyone, but come on man, if you are going to tell me - with a straight face - that AOC is your choice for the Leader of the Free World, I cannot ever take anything you say seriously
oh dear we're fucked aren't we
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Teenage humor... but I'm in tears from laughing
Beware Tennessee fans…Cocktober is REAL for South Carolina These guys couldn’t even get through that conversation without losing it…immature!!
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Democrats have been running the worst cities in America for six decades
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Important info is being obscured by that annoying yellow box
Can we talk about Ilhan Omar for a second? What’s her real name? Why did she share the same name as her husband before they married? Who’s her baby daddy? And who’s her actual daddy? Because none of this adds up the way it should.
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This is art
2026 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ:
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Davey Jones retweeted
Replying to @wil_da_beast630
When has the anti-Western Left ever missed an opportunity to endorse and support disorder? Cannibal Haitian gangs is quite literally their bag
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