Cordon (Twin of @FunTimeZoo) | Where Conspiracy Meets Reality™ | Fantasy Football Chaos Theory | Tacos & Humor | Houston | Sometimes Serious, Always Annoying |
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What Newscum did is an abomination to victims of heinous crimes. By setting up the potential that people sentenced to death could end up being automatically paroled after 25 years on death row.
Imagine Charles Ng freed. Richard Ramirez - the "night stalker".
Etc etc. Freed.
CommieLina getting sued is the icing on the cake for her!
Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo sued by former employee alleging discrimination, retaliation houstonchronicle.com/politic… via @houstonchron @Thelastlomax
A must watch...
I felt it was necessary to bring back this little nugget.
Freaking Hilarious!…and accurate. 😂
🎥: @TheBabylonBee
I'm being a tad beet naughty tonight on me posts. Vereh funneh. Vereh comedymaxxing.
Can you imagine how much moar corn-fused the dudes who think they are chicks with dic -tation machines....
... when sha-diarrhea law comes callling for them?
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Drones flying over the stadium, play halted.
Somejuan is testing the breach-a-bility of....
Well, you know.
They dew naught haz blond hair and blue eyes, these drone operators.
Heh...
In 2-4 years, I'd love to see ever'one come for him and do...
absolut -ley nothing like normal.
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.@RepRobertGarcia, what the hell is this?
A fundraising text using your name and photograph declares the Trump family guilty of bribery, extortion, and corruption, promises to make them pay, and then asks for money.
You’re boasting about becoming House Oversight Chairman while treating congressional investigations like verdicts you’ve already reached.
And now somebody is raising money off those threats?
Who authorized this message? Where does the money go?
Congressional oversight is supposed to follow the evidence, not announce guilt in advance and pass around a collection plate.
You want to investigate corruption? Start by explaining this fundraising appeal.
I mash'd 3 over ripe bananers and made bananer bread. I did not haz walnuts tho. But, I'll let ya know how it turns out - in 45 minutes! Just in time for football (to take away thy pain from Chewsday).
Non-Nutter Bananer Bread. It's in the game!
DaFuq?
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom Issues Commutations for All 548 Californians Facing Execution
themarshallproject.org/2026/…
I wonder what my future ex-wifey is doing today?
And are/were tacos involved.
With margaritas.
Or not. But maybe. Maybe ok. Possibly. What do you think?
I blame the current sitting democrat congresswomen for causing this. They're going to get these poor loons like this guy killed.
🚨Another Lefty calling for violence and ☠️ on Republicans!
“No, they’re not going to jail. You’re going to the camps.”
“I want blood.”
“A lot of people died because of these subhuman creeps.”
“I wanna see you guys dragged out into the town square and filleted alive.”
“I have much more darker designs in store for people like you.”
He rejects impeachment, lawyers, and jail. He wants camps, public torture, and blood.
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The worst part about the election for me was the lack of deportations.
In my complex, Catholic Charities funnels families through here. They stay an average of 30 days but never more than 90 and a new family arrives in the middle of the night. Theyre no taller than 5'4" either.
I bet 1 gallon of ground beef (or $6.30 max) that you won't find anouther elected official at any existing memorial site - until next election season.
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Have you downloaded the supportus app yet?? (Available in the Apple Store not yet in Google but soon)
If not, go do it now!😂
I don’t know about y’all but I’m tired of paying foreigners and terrorists. American made and American paid is the way☺️
supportus.theappyouwant.com
What should scare the progressive wing here is when the progressive policies cause more harm and fail the citizens , then citizen vigilante-ism will be the judge & jury.
I support our local Hang-man!
Houston is a nationally recognized human trafficking hub. If you're proposing restrictions on HPD's cooperation with ICE, what specific safeguards will ensure those restrictions don't interfere with joint investigations into human trafficking, child exploitation, and organized crime? Or does that not matter to you? What safeguards will remain in place so another family doesn’t lose a child to someone who wasn’t supposed to be here to begin with? Y’all looked super cute for your photo opps putting “I voted” stickers on a memorial but none of you showed up for Jocelyn. Frauds.