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lou sassle

@LilSperm

absurdity on the face, inside stupidity… #PhinsUp #LFC

 chicago
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Joined January 2013
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jesus 😭😭
Andrew Berry’s Burner (@Dawg_Check11) profile pictureAndrew Berry’s Burner
@Dawg_Check11Nov 5
“Who’s that guy the killed himself after watching Shedeur Sanders play football ?” My son in 2041:
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“do not start a discourse on my public post on this public forum”
riley🍉 (@alliumexe) profile pictureriley🍉@alliumexe21h
top100 rock songs of the 21st century do not reply if you are going to start genre discourse i am going to block you
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damn near could have a goon sesh in there
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a lot of gross people here, yuck
the grip reaper (@platonicgrip) profile picturethe grip reaper@platonicgrip19h
If you put lotion or soap on your dick I’m begging you please go to a rave after or jerk off bc the girls don’t wanna taste that shit
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SwagKirb@Swag_K1RBY19h
Agent 711 (@kwp1039) profile pictureAgent 711@kwp1039Nov 6
Studying theory
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hoe
gecko☆ (@iincinerated) profile picturegecko☆@iincineratedNov 6
why does she lay like that
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Brendan
@ninthhostageNov 6
Another entry in the "there are only like five real cities in the country" files
Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon) profile pictureJosh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonNov 5
A chart showing the types of housing Americans live in across major cities.
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austin
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Kyle Shanahan got a UAV on that mf 😭😭
Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL) profile pictureUnderdog NFL
@UnderdogNFL20h
Brandon Aiyuk and his agent are being tracked by a news helicopter (via @MattBLively)
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what's your business called?
George Olleia (@giorgioaiello) profile pictureGeorge Olleia@giorgioaielloNov 5
Replying to @k_ovfefe2
As a small business owner I’m passing it all to the consumer and when people bitch I will tell them it’s because of this
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James@JamesPhl96Nov 6
If you can’t pay your employees $15/h you really shouldn’t be doing business Not really much more to say
Whale Psychiatrist ™️ (@k_ovfefe2) profile pictureWhale Psychiatrist ™️
@k_ovfefe2Nov 4
RIP PA small businesses
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sneakers on dress pants
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consumer (@_bntrl) profile pictureconsumer@_bntrlNov 6
None of these pants are made to sit well on a sneaker btw.
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🫵🏾@JustChat__Nov 5
What made you tweet this lol
𝔎𝔛𝔑𝔊♠️ (@KxngSpade) profile picture𝔎𝔛𝔑𝔊♠️@KxngSpadeNov 4
As a connoisseur of white vagina, stay tf away from them Queen of Spade tattoo-having bitches
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Sicko Bamba (@fallout3master3) profile pictureSicko Bamba@fallout3master3Nov 6
Dinner today: Pozole
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the woman wasn't wrong tho lmao
Mam Ouari (@Tillitstank3) profile pictureMam Ouari@Tillitstank3Nov 6
Son 😭😭😭😭😭 these Data center hearings bring out the crazy in people
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She got Maurice Jones Drew lower half
sabby🐵 (@lilgummygoat) profile picturesabby🐵@lilgummygoatNov 5
ice spices quads are insane
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makes sense
Squeaky! 🔞 (@squeaky_ryderr) profile pictureSqueaky! 🔞@squeaky_ryderrNov 5
Yk what I believe it
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💙💛@nokidshiveeNov 5
u was the bottom?
Never break kayfabe (@Quadripolar_B) profile pictureNever break kayfabe@Quadripolar_BNov 5
Me and Trey Songz invented sex
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Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL) profile pictureUnderdog NFL
@UnderdogNFLNov 6
Pelissero: Brandon Aiyuk owes the 49ers $13M in bonus forfeiture.
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Honest NFL
@TheHonestNFLNov 5
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Charles Goldman (@goldmctNFL) profile pictureCharles Goldman
@goldmctNFLNov 4
Chiefs WR Rashee Rice on how quickly it took him to pick up the offensive terminology: "I had MVS... He taught me to focus on the words that spoke to me specifically... There are about three words in that play call that I focus on..."
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>half-priced pasta (if dined-in) on wednesdays >to-go box is just an adjustment line item if taken out ($6) so is the original pasta price $34 or $56? lol
Epiphany Amber Thesis (@colormejassy) profile pictureEpiphany Amber Thesis@colormejassyNov 6
I really hate a Black owned business that does goofy ass shit like this.
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