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Dudes in the comments acting like ‘take a shower, plan a date, and bring flowers’ is a personal attack.😂
The birth rates will never recover. 🤦♀️
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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"men were...more likely to report infidelity motivated by sexual desire, sexual variety, and situational factors, whereas women were more likely to report infidelity motivated by lack of love or neglect." a.co/d/00cbh1qN
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Update:
Get fucked Aella
I gave the article a re-read and there was a sentence which stated that big lab employees, rather than EA dorks writ large, attended particular sex parties, which was speculation on my part
I've corrected that sentence, which was an oversight, mea culpa
nitter.gq/Aella_Girl/status/2115…
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This is pretty much the typical upper middle class professional family, and conservatives becoming more and more disconnected from the culture of suburban professionals is making them sound out of touch and hostile to them
My husband makes 500k-750k. We own our house outright. We have no debt. My kids college funds are done. I still work. I have never had any desire not to, though I have worked from home for the entirety of my kids lives.
I don’t like early childcare. It’s very tedious, isolating, frustrating, boring. I simply have no desire to do it for more than 6 hours a day. After every weekend, I am glad Monday is coming because I don’t have to mind small kids for the entire day.
I would quit my job to homeschool my children age 5+, but I do not want to deal with them all day every day when they are 4 and under.
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i find it so strange when a man tries to make me understand that he has other options as though this is supposed to awaken something in me… it’s happened twice in my life and both times i’ve just felt this horrible sinking feeling of disinterest and like i need to take a shower
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if I may…
🔴 8 AFGHANS CHARGED WITH RAPE. 7 GRANTED REFUGEE STATUS.
Eight Afghan men, aged 20 to 21, have been charged in connection with the alleged rape and sexual exploitation of 2 teenage girls in Norwich. They are:
→ Ahmadin Ahmadzai
→ Jamil Khalili
→ Fazal Auryakhel
→ Qais Kaker
→ Mohammed Farooq Shinwary
→ Ali Ahamad
→ Sayed Wahid Davodzai
→ Bilal Shinwari
Alldeny charges including rape, conspiracy to rape and facilitating human trafficking.
Seven had been granted refugee status after entering the UK via small boats, a lorry or an attempted clandestine ferry crossing.
The eighth, Bilal Shinwari, was an asylum seeker who was arrested in Ireland and returned to the UK in July 2026.
All eight have pleaded not guilty and been remanded in custody.
Their trial, originally scheduled for January 2027 in Norwich, is now expected at Southwark Crown Court no earlier than 4 May 2027, with no confirmed start date.
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I love how men imagine themselves on the winning triumphant side of a far away war while their wives and mothers sit and eat cake in a cosy kitchen.
Not gang raped and mutilated in Berlin.
Not firebombed and forced to trade sex for rations in London.
Not shut in a building and burnt alive in France.
Not brutally trafficked and mass raped in Korea.
Not lined up by a pit in Poland and shot.
No, a nice far away war where men are conscripted and women do fuck all.
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Wife guys win again. Can't get honey trapped by Chinese intelligence when you're busy building a 12ft statue of your wife. This is why Zucc will win. Iron fortress level wife guy.
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Because what do you mean you left me here alone with these kids to raise all because you tried, and failed, to save some dumb ass bird that steals peoples sandwiches
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Her kids are the “main characters” of previous Halloween family costumes together. It’s not that serious.
People on this site make mountains out of mole hills, I swear.
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Why didn’t the dad let his son be Mario then or yall only got shit to say about women
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noticing that no one thinks the dad is narcissistic for being the main character….it’s just moms who are expected to fade away into frumpy side characters….….#interesting
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"People who break under torture—especially from methods...that seem, in retrospect, relatively minor—often carry deep shame...they struggled to understand how they could have once capitulated to what seemed like 'mild' coercion.'" a.co/d/0jeiVXUL
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Men today love complaining about women’s high standards. But back in the day you couldn’t even use a coupon to pay for a date. Times have changed, show some gratitude. From the new Larry David biography:
