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Don't: - call the police. - be friends with police. - be friends with people that are friends with police.

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Joined January 2008
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Replying to @daininspace
And to bandy about the term “genocide” is both ignorant and, in this context, deeply dismissive of the state of Israel and its right to exist. So here we are.
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No more Ben & Jerry’s for me @Unilever. The entire brand other than having amazing ice cream was about social justice and caring for humanity (a rare thing with companies these days) and it’s the ONLY reason I bought Ben & Jerry’s only. My grandma raised me on that ice cream and told me why she supported them. If that vision is gone, so am I. ✌🏾
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My wife just sent me this 🤣
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CBP so tough they can't handle replies lol
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Didn't folks learn anything from Coca-Cola's AI slop?
The perfect beach day just got even more perfect.

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Replying to @LongTimeHistory
It’s time to fight back. No id, no warrant, no compliance
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It's a good question.
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Happy Sunday! 🖖
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TIM WALZ'S DAUGHTER: People on the right are never beating the D-U-M-B allegations. The whole 'He's here illegally, he's a member of a gang!' I know some of y'all purposefully miss the point b/c you're terrible. Your king felon-in-chief had due process. nitter.gq/i/status/1913572059818…
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I hate this country
Trump’s Secretary of Education appears to not know what AI is, referring to it as “A-one”
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At what point do we give up on Firefox as a "modern" browser?
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One cup of water every 24 hours.
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Severance is boring af. There, I said it.
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Im being so for real. This is how you get men to change. By lovingly demanding better and sticking to your values, even if that means ending the relationship. She was never unkind or unfair to him. She just wasn’t willing to compromise her morals.
Sara rejects Ben at the Love Is Blind altar because of his views on BLM, LGBTQ and the vaccine
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Trump and Vance’s treatment of Zelenskyy was one of the most disgraceful things people have seen in their lives
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