Don't: - call the police. - be friends with police. - be friends with people that are friends with police.
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Captain of the CSS Enterprise (he/him) ☭ retweeted
No more Ben & Jerry’s for me @Unilever. The entire brand other than having amazing ice cream was about social justice and caring for humanity (a rare thing with companies these days) and it’s the ONLY reason I bought Ben & Jerry’s only. My grandma raised me on that ice cream and told me why she supported them. If that vision is gone, so am I. ✌🏾
Captain of the CSS Enterprise (he/him) ☭ retweeted
It’s time to fight back. No id, no warrant, no compliance
Captain of the CSS Enterprise (he/him) ☭ retweeted
Happy Sunday! 🖖
ALT Spock dressed in a white robe. Overlay text reads: He is risen
Captain of the CSS Enterprise (he/him) ☭ retweeted
TIM WALZ'S DAUGHTER: People on the right are never beating the D-U-M-B allegations. The whole 'He's here illegally, he's a member of a gang!' I know some of y'all purposefully miss the point b/c you're terrible. Your king felon-in-chief had due process.
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Captain of the CSS Enterprise (he/him) ☭ retweeted
Im being so for real. This is how you get men to change. By lovingly demanding better and sticking to your values, even if that means ending the relationship. She was never unkind or unfair to him. She just wasn’t willing to compromise her morals.
Captain of the CSS Enterprise (he/him) ☭ retweeted
Trump and Vance’s treatment of Zelenskyy was one of the most disgraceful things people have seen in their lives
Captain of the CSS Enterprise (he/him) ☭ retweeted
It's crazy how the average Republican woman looks like this
Captain of the CSS Enterprise (he/him) ☭ retweeted
You don’t have to get a permit to protest. Ppl take over the streets all the time. Freeways get shut down. You don’t have to listen to the ppl saying do it “the right way.” You don’t have to say “peaceful protest.” Put the cops on the run. Pull up & disrupt w/o promo. Be water.
Captain of the CSS Enterprise (he/him) ☭ retweeted
i hope he’s having a good day
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