I'm here to talk about video games and talk smack to game journos. Former semi-pro drummer/photographer/comedian. 89% of what I post are jokes.
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Loki Jarson retweeted
Bioware is dead! (long live bioware) Mass Effect Universe is canceled! Ubisoft closes another studio and Control Resonant is only okay.
All that and even more on this episode of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast:
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Loki Jarson retweeted
Just worked in my yard from 10 this morning until 4 this afternoon.
Uprooted a shrub that had been in the ground for almost 10 years.
Shoveled all the decaying mulch into bags and laid down a new layer in a different color.
Pulled up weeds, sanitized my garbage can, cleaned my front porch with bleach water.
I think I’ll die now.
Loki Jarson retweeted
Just Don't. #StarfieldRP
Terrormorphs Fear Her Too!
Lola and the Half-Crazed Suicidal Norsemen invite you to gather around the campfire for a tale of one pissed off lady in this punk-ska/country song about the most terrifying thing in the galaxy!
It's a Halloween blast to wrap up the Club LTD Halloween Special with a bang. Performed live at the New Atlantis Gal Bank Amphitheater.
Available now on AethrMusic!
🎃🎃Happy Halloween! Have fun, be loud, and be safe!🎃🎃
Club LTD Records | Independent. Loud. Alive.
#NewMusic #HybridMusic
Loki Jarson retweeted
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#Starfield
“Out here on an undisclosed planet just taking Cutie Pie for a walk! Wish you were here… or not—Haha!”
I hit ‘broadcast’ on the slate, toss it out the open door, slam it, and grip the steering wheel.
“You ready?”
Sloan smirks, “Punch it!”
Loki Jarson retweeted
Opinion: the creative team at Bioware can make all of the promises in the world, but there's been no evidence of their ability to actually create anything meaningful in years.
A fancy CG trailer and a few music tracks are not a finished game.
Loki Jarson retweeted
Can anyone answer this:
Why are the most considerate, considered the least?
Why are the most thoughtful, thought of the least?
Why are the most caring, cared about the least?
Why are the most generous, shown the least generosity?
Why are the most passionate, treated with the most indifference?
Loki Jarson retweeted
Not gonna lie, if your game looks anything like or reminds me of:
undertale
minecraft
or stardew valley
I am checked the heck out.
(yes i know they took inspiration from older games my point stands)
Loki Jarson retweeted
Life has a way of placing us on paths where the destination is blurry and the road ahead seemingly endless. To make things harder, oftentimes the weight of everything behind us can make each step forward just a little bit more difficult than the last.
When you feel this way, fix your eyes on the horizon and keep moving forward, even if the darkness surrounds you.
It's important to remember that the horizon is simply a boundary that marks the limit of what we can currently see, not the limit of what's actually ahead.
The darkness of the present does not diminish tomorrow's light. No night has ever prevented the dawn from coming.
My advice: just keep moving forward, even when the dark horizon is all you can see.
Eventually, the sun will shine on you.
Loki Jarson retweeted
It would be fine if EA sold their IPs (but I doubt it will happen), but Bioware is dead and deserves to stay dead.
Loki Jarson retweeted
On tomorrow's (!) episode of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast:
Bioware is dead! Was it self-inflicted or murder? How much blame should Dragon Age: The Veilguard take? What can fans do moving forward?
Plus, EA isn't the only company closing studios (it's Ubisoft again).
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One of the questions we have for this week's recording breaking down #Metropolis is science fiction about predicting the future, or criticizing the present? What do you think? We'll read and discuss the best answer and send you some #ScarifSwag in sticker form.
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We're LIVE for MCU Monday!! Join us!!
#Visionquest episodes 3 & 4 reviews!!
YouTube: youtube.com/live/utWxQ-klMxo…
Loki Jarson retweeted
Do you prefer movies that connect in some way or simpler stand alone films that are one and done? #WhatsTheScuttlebutt
Loki Jarson retweeted
I admit, I have a love-hate relationship with TikTok.
I love the side of TikTok that is about video games, entertainment and pets, but I hate the side that is about medical information and political shit.
Normally, I wouldn’t care, except there are a lot of people turning to TikTok as if it’s “gospel truth”, and that’s potentially dangerous - and basically allows the rapid dissemination of information, both accurate Intel and what could be legitimately considered “misinformation”.
Loki Jarson retweeted
Mega Man 3 IS ON!!! Freed up just in time!
See you at 8PM ET
#retrogames #megaman
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People are still having trouble understanding this isn’t about ideology, it’s just about being thankful.
I just wanted to say thank you for the adventures.
Because of BioWare I was a Jedi, Kung Fu Master, Spectre, Wizard, and so many others.
I just want to say thank you.
(I know you’re probably sick of the song by now)
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Loki Jarson retweeted
Playing more Final Fantasy Resonance!
I'm loving playing a game that was obviously made for fans of Final Fantasy!
Come Join Me in my link Below!
