By the law of averages, I probably don't and/or will never like most of you. I like some of you, don't get me wrong, but most of you are a skidmark on society.
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Its not often you get to feel moments of pure fucking unadulterated joy in your life, when you forget about everything and just live in the moment.
Yeah, people who don't understand why other people like football. This is why we do. #SWFC
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There are certain litmus tests for how much football fans are blindly prepared to act as footsoldiers and cheerleaders for everything their clubs do. This is one.
Just watched about 12 seconds of #StrictlyComeDancing and it was some incredibly handsome ballroom dancer fighting back tears about how difficult it is to be "judged" by Barry Breville Sandwich Toaster, as if it's like running out of the landing boats at Normandy.
As a kid, Shooting Stars would make me cry laughing. I remember when Belinda Carlisle was on & Vic asked her where she was from, she said "California" & Vic replied in a bad American accent "Yeah... Cowboy Town"
It's so stupid but I remember that one moment 30+ years later.
Absolutely love this. Class.
The upside is nobody is going to nick your towel either, because they won't know what the hell Sheffield Wednesday or the reason for it being there are.
Wouldn’t be on holiday without the obligatory well travelled #swfc beach towel shot. “Juno” where I am 🤔
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"mom shoots daughter, here's her ass"
"Everything was great, you were attentive hosts, the breakfast was delicious, we slept really well, it was a comfy and welcoming environment, but we found some dust on top of the cupboard, so we are underpaying you by 30 quid"
The desperation to win a wooden plaque.
#FourInABed
Name that movie character... no cheating, I will know if you Googled it.
"Listen, you fucking fringe. If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off"
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19 months after being booed off by West Brom fans for supposedly “faking an injury”, @DishonBernard makes his first appearance back. 👏🏻
Love to see it. 🦉
#SWFC
Jarvis Cocker once ran on stage and wiggled his arse while Michael Jackson was doing one of his sickening "Look at me, I am the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ" performances, yet #SWFC's most notorious fan is David Pleat 😂
