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The best/worst (depending on your perspective) jokes of 2018 are finally here. Every Friday at 4pm. Classic jokes, punny tales and a completely serious top 20.

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Long Jokes of 2018

Long Jokes of 2018

Every long joke uploaded in the beautiful year that will be/is/was 2018 (delete as you like depending on how far you have travelled through time).

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When a fancy restaurant can't cope with rejection... #longjokes #restaurant #salad buff.ly/2OzsjaL
Why did the woman choose him? #longjokes buff.ly/2RHGdW6
The cutest little kittens have their first bash at life. #CatsOfTwitter #kittens #britishshorthair #adorable buff.ly/2RM4QB1
Who is going round dishing the dirt on these townsfolk? #longjokes #MYSTERY buff.ly/2OpSVej
A prawn meets a magical cod and the rest is history... #longjokes #sea #fish buff.ly/2pSsFuq
Cats are, you know, just being cats... #CatsOfTwitter buff.ly/2Eh4cJ3
Moths have problems too. #longjokes #moth #psychiatry #illness buff.ly/2RG4JXQ
You'd need to be of a certain age to get this punchline. #wasp #longjokes #record #music #haha buff.ly/2pHh6WF
Dog thinks it's a human. Standard. #dogsoftwitter #spaniel #CatsOfTwitter #pets buff.ly/2RArfkQ
What is this malarky about cats and cucumbers... #cats #cucumbers #CatsOfTwitter buff.ly/2RAzYmT
Bikes don't always work as you think they should. #bicycling #cycling #tyresafetymonth #longjokes #Wisdom #haha buff.ly/2zYBQPT
One of the most famous long jokes. Something about a frog... #frog #loan #longjokes #haha buff.ly/2zXsHag
We'll level with you. This isn't a joke. This is a dog shaking in slow motion... #spaniel #slomo #slowmotion #beachlife #dogsoftwitter #dogs buff.ly/2RE8pcC
People often have dreams that differ from their likely career paths... #farmers #pigs #painting #artists #longjokes #haha buff.ly/2RwNO9Z
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THE classic kids' long joke. Three men and a magic slide... #England #Ireland #Scotland #longjokes #joke #haha buff.ly/2P830Zw
A man is desperate to discover the secret of the monks... #longjokes #jokes #monk #haha buff.ly/2PbdNSF
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What's a chimney sweep's most common ailment? The flue. #witty #haha
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Gardeners will go to any lengths to get one up on the competition... #garden #gardening #vegetables #Competition #longjokes #jokes #haha buff.ly/2RlUV4W
When a teacher gives their student too much power... #longjokes #joke #school #spelling #test buff.ly/2OCJS8W
Albert Einstein (predictably) has a brain wave and solves his problem... #Science #Einstein #longjokes #joke #haha buff.ly/2QraWVW
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