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What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policemen. #lol #jokes
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I've struggled to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me. #laugh #lol
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Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder. #rotf #rotf
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Enough with the crippling jokes! I can't stand them. #punny #pun
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Did you hear about the crosseyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? #lmao #funny
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
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Old power plant workers never die they just de-generate. #lol #punoftheday
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. #funny #jokeoftheday
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What part of a football stadium is never the same? The changing rooms. #rotflmao #jokeoftheday
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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. #makemelaugh #jokes
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I once heard a great joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes. #rotflmao #rotf
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Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers. #laugh #laugh
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The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids. #jokes #funny
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I was asked what 2n+2n was, I said I was bad at math, it was 4n to me. #laugh #jokes
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Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures. #laughing #makemelaugh
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What did the alien dandelion say to the Earth dandelion? "Take me to your weeder!" #humor #punoftheday
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Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket. #rotf #lmao
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When she told me I was average, she was just being mean. #rotf #funnystuff
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What do you get when you drop boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies. #funnystuff #lol
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. #jokes #funny
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