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Vance showing this QRT to Trump in a huffy mood and Trump just nods and goes “he did a good job. I never noticed someone had to do that.”
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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EDM Marsellus Wallace retweeted
Xennials. We are Xennials. The end of Gen X and the beginning the Millennials. We are in our 40s and think we are still 20, which is a problem when your back randomly locks up. We can name most songs from the 80s to about 10 yrs ago. We still think the 80s was only 20 yrs ago.
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My dad was a high school principal at a large hs in Texas. He made six figures throughout my life… Emotionally regulated in the extreme. Unshakable. I saw him lose his shit for real only one time in my life. He drug another dad out of a line at Disney World and beat the fkn brakes off that man. I think about that a lot… bc if it happened in 2026 - if the principal of a 6A hs in Texas whooped another dad’s ass at the Magic Kingdom - he’s losing his fkn job.
The judgement call of “he wouldn’t be where he was in life” is frankly bullshit. Working people deserve to be respected. Period. Humans deserve to be respected. Period. The kid is lucky he didn’t get hands put on him. People don’t like when you film them for no reason, they don’t like when you fuck with them for no reason. The world is not your panopticon and other humans who simply existing are not your fkn content.
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Host: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close.
Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
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It’s hard to eat. It’s hard to fit into ur mouth. You think it’ll be too tangy. But once you wedge it into ur mouth and bite down and feel the snap, the balance and harmony of all the components makes so much sense. Ur exposing ur baby palate and unrefined nature. Truly sad post.
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#OTD in 2005, the White Sox completed their World Series sweep in Houston
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they also taught us to take out backpacks off on public transit. some of you could learn a thing or two
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the meanest bitch in 2005 was pulling up in this and a 1996 Pontiac grand am
And he did it without the aide of someone banging on a garbage can giving him the pitch 🤣
OTD 21 years ago, #WhiteSox 1st baseman Paul Konerko hit this grand slam for the lead in #WorldSeries Game 2 against the Astros. #Postseason