overzealous

Joined January 2011
Happy birthday to this future president.
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The original ghost face mask with the blood pump that everyone wanted from the late 90s
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An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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I would genuinely kill myself if someone caught me doing something like this and posted it on Twitter
2026 and people are still texting during movies. Completely ridiculous
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Little @MacMiller, I want the money not the plaque you gave me!
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My love is pure.... Purely for money 🎶
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Their faces after the conservationist moves the first one 😭😭😭😳
Wildlife conservationist placing baby burrowing owls back in their burrow.
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Count Dankula
@CountDankulaTVSep 30
YBG Unrapable must be nervous.
🚨 BREAKING: Rap artist YBG Bulletproof reportedly shot and killed outside Chicago gas station
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No Chicago rapper named YBG Bulletproof was shot and killed. The claim is false; the photo is from an unrelated 2019 incident. x.com/djvlad/status/… abcnews.go.com/US/15-year-boy…
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Boy what in the fuck is this 😭
Can we talk about that time iCarly spoofed a scene from The Wire
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Rat JUMPS OFF BUILDING
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holy shit Tim Dillon was right
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Replying to @Luc
yeah and now I'm in Mexico
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Bill Moro of Massachusetts bowls a perfect game. He is celebratory despite the day’s events.
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Home Depot employees when I was a kid vs now
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If I was president I’d tackle obesity right away. I’d make anyone with a BMI of 30 or higher run on a hamster wheel to lose the weight while also harvesting the energy to provide a clean source of energy, win win.
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[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed? [domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life [joe rogan] wow
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im genuinely filled with so much hatred im like hitler
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