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Outmarried my punt coverage, Dad to 2 amazing boys, laundry peddler.... Can I see the wine list?

Joined April 2010
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Every team in the SEC has a strength of schedule better than Indiana. All 16 schools played a P4 team OOC. Cig ditched ND for Howard. Indiana is one of 4 Big 10 schools not to play a non con P4. Heck, in state rival Purdue played 2… #facts
NEW: Indiana's Curt Cignetti on the College Football Playoff rankings: "SEC gets a lot of love from ESPN, you know, and all their writers that they don’t technically pay, but march to their drum. So, and that’s why you see all these SEC teams up there, you know, and some good two-loss teams from the Big Ten, not quite as high. But like I said, it’s all going to be played out on the field." (via @TheHoosierOn3) on3.com/news/curt-cignetti-c…
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Pete Golding has 5 wins vs AP top-25 teams in 9 career games as a HC... Tied with Barry Switzer in 1973 for fewest total games by a head coach before defeating 5 ranked opponents.
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Dak keeps throwing it to Billy Ray Valentine
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Can the Cowboys be relegated to the CFL?
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Actually it’s time for the XFL.
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#Mizzou falls to Ole Miss on the road 31-3. Read our instant reaction ⬇️ 247sports.com/college/missou…
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They're not ready for the Missouri takeover of Oxford. Whole place will be only black and gold by the end of the 3rd quarter.
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They're not ready for the Missouri takeover of Oxford. Whole place will be only black and gold by the end of the 3rd quarter.
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Teams in the country with 3 wins over ranked opponents: -Ole Miss That’s it. That’s the list.
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CDC and LA Dept of Health officials are looking into a possible spread of a transmitted disease. Hopefully @LAGovJeffLandry can find the origination and stop the super spreader from infecting BR. Expecting @MattMoscona @PeterBurnsESPN with details of the investigation. #LSU
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What’s the excuse this week Will?
Hope people see why relying on head-to-head and the transitive property is a bad way to rank teams. SEC week-by-week results prove that. Have to evaluate the whole body of work LSU is better than Ole Miss, Ole Miss is better than Florida
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players i need off my team tre wilson (ass) sam leavitt (if ass was a human) dottery (got pushed around) zach (sht but not his fault) everyone on the oline everyone in the kiffin family besides lane charlie weis jr (u are lane made)
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Replying to @Clowfb
He would have at Ole Miss…maybe LSU being “different” creates “different” decisions. This is not the Kiffin l saw at Ole Miss…he’s just different.
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They gave their all wearing an Ole Miss uniform. When that chapter ends, they still deserve a team beside them. ❤️💙 Through the Ole Miss M-Club, the Rebel Hope Alliance helps former Ole Miss letterwinners and their families connect with confidential mental health resources, wherever they call home. Ben Craddock, Jessica Lynch and Ryan Cain share the heart behind a commitment that reaches far beyond the field—and why asking for help should never mean facing life alone. When the cheering stops, the Ole Miss family remains. Read more about the Rebel Hope Alliance. ⤵️ therebelwalk.com/2026/10/whe…
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Lazy baseball in wild card Contreras or Grisham @FiresideYankees Which one is worse?
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We are re stocked for Maroon Friday and the White Out for Mizzou!! New items as well..Shop in store or online…therogue.com @HailStateFB @HailState @bobounds #maroonfriday #hailstate #petermillar
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Offensive genius @Lane_Kiffin got his AA 1st Team UNANIMOUS AA 4 catches for 60 yards. No wonder he was looking at bringing in DaQuan. FYI OM TE’s Odom, Hasz, Smith 10-116 @CoachGolding @FisherRay_5 #cometothesip
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I mean has @Lane_Kiffin ever used a TE correctly @calipries @cpkorn12
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