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Nothing but jokes and VW stuff here.

Joined November 2010
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What I really love about social media is that dumb criminals really really love it. This girl for example 🤣
A look at Nana Mshumpela explaining her dodgy business of sub-letting apartments for Nigerian men in Cape Town; South Africa.
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I understand there’s obviously no correlation, but being on your phone in a quiet space around people and your volume is on FULL blast while you just scrolling TikTok makes me think your iQ might be a bit low
What screams Low IQ?
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They are saying this is the worst football take of all time 😭😭
prove me wrong then because names like ben yedder, immobile, andre silva, piatek aka gunmen, diego costa, lacazette, aubameyang, cavani, aguero, suarez, robert, werner, zlatan, higuain, quagliarella... were all better than him at the height of the striker market 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Lwanda retweeted
As a country, we love corruption.
If you can’t afford this, just arrive there early and pay one of the workers there R500 CASH, for a tag. Ke mo Mzansi mo.
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Doxxing is illegal and you guys saw that girl post a phone number of their ex and yet you actively participated in harassing that poor guy. Have you guys gone insane?
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Da Capo(Aquatone) finally dropped Peace & Unity. I almost gave up. Must almost be 2 years at this point 😂
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so many albums dropped this year, but very few were actually GOOD. most have little to no replay value. once you have listened to them, thats it
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Mandela and Biko are top 2 greatest activists this country has seen, and they were actively aggressively cheating on their wives, Sacha will be fine, this little issue is just a step towards greatness
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Ben Yedder is a dead giveaway that bro doesn’t watch ball. This was his FIFA 19 career mode😭😭😭
prove me wrong then because names like ben yedder, immobile, andre silva, piatek aka gunmen, diego costa, lacazette, aubameyang, cavani, aguero, suarez, robert, werner, zlatan, higuain, quagliarella... were all better than him at the height of the striker market 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Cooked youth.
BREAKING NEWS 🚨 IN PICTURES: Four suspects arrested following the alleged robbery of an e-hailing driver in Eldorado Park, south of Johannesburg.
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Has to be rage bait 😭
prove me wrong then because names like ben yedder, immobile, andre silva, piatek aka gunmen, diego costa, lacazette, aubameyang, cavani, aguero, suarez, robert, werner, zlatan, higuain, quagliarella... were all better than him at the height of the striker market 🤷🏽‍♂️
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I could never be a drug mule. I’m ALWAYS checked at airports 😭😭😭
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Come Dine With Me: South Africa – The Celebrity Edition premieres on 18 November 2026 on BBC Lifestyle at 8pm. The following celebrities are set to take part in the celebrity edition: Alphi Mkhwanazi – TV presenter Brent Lindeque – founder of Good Things Guy Carol Tshabalala – First Lady of Sport Holly Rey – award-winning singer Jonathan Roxmouth – musical theatre star Karabo Ntshweng – radio presenter Karabo Poppy – internationally acclaimed illustrator Lasizwe – digital entertainer Lethabo ‘LeJoy’ Mathatho – broadcaster Linda Mtoba – actress Mampho Brescia – actress Mojak Lehoko – comedian Moshe Ndiki – TV personality Moonchild Sanelly – musician Nianell – singer-songwriter Olwethu Leshabane – entrepreneur and author Philicity Reeken – radio presenter Primo Baloyi – digital entertainer Tarina Patel – media personality Tumisho Masha – actor Vanes-Mari du Toit – former Proteas netball star Varushka Singh – former Mrs South Africa Yanda Woods – content creator Zandi Nhlapo – media personality
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The E63 being that price is crazy. Especially since it's not even of the same generation as the M5.
You have a budget of R2 700 000 You want fast executive sedan which one are you going for? 🤔 2025 Audi RS6 Quattro Performance 4.0L Twin-Turbo V8 engine 463kW & 850Nm of torque 🆚 2025 BMW M5 Touring 4.4L twin-turbo plug-in electric V8 engine 535 kW(combined) & 1 000Nm of torque 🆚 2023 Mercedes-AMG E-Class E63 S 4Matic+ 4.0L V8 Turbo engine 450kW & 850Nm of torque
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idk if its poverty speaking but i would rather stay in an old complex that has garages than a new development with nothing but those shades tsa mazenke
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Our infrastructure is falling apart right infront of our eyes. Coca-Cola is giving water tankers. Discovery is busy fixing potholes. Outsurance is busy directing traffic. We are in trouble here.
This is a 36,000 litre water tanker that’s been donated by Coca Cola to assist with the delivery of water to residents in Bronkhorstspruit and surrounding areas. We welcome the support shown by private sector stakeholders as the City and Rand Water make headway to restore water supply through the Bronkhorstspruit Water Treatment Plant. The truck will be stationed at the Bronkhorstspruit Hospital, Cultura High School and Riamar Park Shopping Complex. @CocaCola_ZA @CityTshwane
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The frontal lobe has developed finally 😭😂😂
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It's always them.
A 42-year-old South African man, Vico DuToit, has been arrested in Oklahoma, USA, where he was living on a work visa. Authorities allege he uploaded and shared child sexual abuse material via Kik after a tip to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children. He reportedly faces multiple charges, a $500,000 bond and an immigration detainer. A court hearing is reportedly scheduled for 4 November.
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