Author, graphic designer. Humor-horror novel + McSweeney's, The Rumpus, The Big Jewel... Scifi WIP✍️ | Fan of fluffy cats 😺 & backyard birds 🐦
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My horror-humor novel: Run for Your Life! 😱
"Weird, funny fun read; I loved this book." -Amazon UK review
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I will never forget the night this aired in 1990. Our jaws were on the floor in shock.
And we’d have to wait three months to see how it ended.
My mom - who had red hair - died almost 6 years ago, & my dad developed dementia. When he saw a red-haired woman on TV, he'd start crying. I'd ask, "Why are you crying?" & he'd say "her hair." It was one of the few times he still spoke.
Now he's with her & her red hair again. 💐
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Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris sing The Carter Family classic "Bury Me Under The Weeping Willow" (1976)
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From the files of an Alzheimer’s caregiver. Today my mom asked me at least 20 times where my dad is. He died in 2002. She asked me at least 20 times why I was sitting in a recliner resting. I had a painful surgery last week and I’m still recovering ( barely) She asked me at least 20 times when her parents were going to stop by. They have been dead for 40 and 35 years respectively. She asked me where Paul is 20 times ( that’s me) She wandered around every time I turned my head away from her. She walked by with no clothes on once. She went into the bathroom and locked herself in. All while I tried to watch her 24/7 while on painkillers. At least I could laugh and even asked her if she’d like to dance once. Thankfully she said absolutely not. 🤣 God bless her. Alzheimer’s is a vicious disease.
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This guy spent 14 hours waiting for a squirrel to set off this Rube Goldberg Machine
Well, we just lost another huge pine tree in a storm this morning & it crushed an apple tree & is stuck in a pear tree. 😒
But on a positive note, the storm did not take out our fence because that was already destroyed in the last storm. 😄
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We were already dealing with tornado damage & rainwater flooding. But the suburb developers across the street decided what we really needed right now was for them to flood our yard much, much more for no reason at all.
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Reg jumped out of the bedroom window then stood on the roof and yelled until I got a ladder and helped him get down
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He has a passion for fiction
ALT Tuxedo cat attacking Stephen King’s The Stand
I saw something unusual today: a dragonfly kept returning to my hummingbird feeder, dangling off the bottom & waiting either for the birds or insects to show up. Not wanting it to eat the hummingbirds, I shooed it away with a broom. Such strange behavior! 😃
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infuriating to see men suggesting that the purpose of older women is to assist in raising children when their true purpose is to solve crimes.
