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Been in this shit since '92. Socially exhausted from the last 17 years (and counting!) of staring into the Twitter abyss. Mobius17 in the azure firmament.

Waupaca County, WI
Joined May 2009
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"A pass is backward if it doesn't go forward." #MNF
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green bay is killing them man
Patriots in control.
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Really shouldn't be much of an argument. KZ is the better option. Obviously, you are paying Banks a lot, but you can't sunk cost fallacy this.
Packers HC Matt LaFleur said the second time Kevin Zeitler came in for Aaron Banks was a coaching decision: "We thought [Zeitler] did a good job. We'll evaluate that moving forward."
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X gon' take it from ya.
Most interceptions over last 3 seasons Xavier McKinney 15 Kerby Joseph 12 Byron Muprhy 11 Calen Bullock 10 Amani Hooker 10 Marlon Humphrey 10 Derek Stingley Jr 10
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Put some fucking respect on David Lewis Hamilton’s name.
MLB Starting Third Basemen
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Pretty elite company, IMO.
The only guys in history to hit 65 home runs and steal 65 bases in the big leagues before their 23rd birthday: Alex Rodriguez Andruw Jones Mike Trout Jackson Chourio
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Decided to cut ties with the girl I’ve been hanging out with since summer began. There’s something poetic about our streak ending at 162 days. Played a full season but just couldn’t make it to October.
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Still here. Still hungry.
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It’s so disrespectful not to want to be invaded and murdered.
Trump accuses Zelenskyy of showing “great disrespect” to Russia
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Tommy fucking DeVito gets a call for THIS, yet J-Love was getting consistently wrecked in the first month and still hasn't drawn a roughing the passer call.
They called this roughing the passer on DDS btw Never cease to amaze @NFLOfficiating
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I know. I have said that a lot this season. Gonna say it until I am blue in the face, though, until this rule starts either getting applied correctly or at a rate where the Packers can actually benefit from a call every now and again.
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Great point here. As much as I enjoyed Hafley as a DC, Gannon's ability to both adjust and put his players in the best possible position are night and day better. At the same time, he's not asking his guys to do too much or overcompensate for injuries, either.
One thing I really like about Gannon Nick Neimann is struggling in coverage. Cool, let's just send him at the QB instead.
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Breaking: The College Football Playoff and ESPN have signed a five-year, nearly $1.7 billion deal that will expand the field to 24 teams in 2027 with ESPN as its continued broadcast partner, sources told @CFBHeather.
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman is elected to public office
Harrison Butker misses back-to-back attempts in similar fashion following a penalty. Chiefs fans boo loudly as they head to halftime
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Well before vaccines and antibiotics life expectancy was 40
Replying to @DrNeilStone
How did humans survive pre big Pharma Neil?
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I tried to warn him
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Someone in the CBS production room has a funny sense of humor and is way too online for this to be the song cutting to commercial showing Glenn and Geno's frustration lmao
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Definitely dragged those last two throws.
Critiquing every Caleb Williams minor flaw tonight after Jordan Love career game
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Jordan Love to Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy’s reaction to this Patriots game: BAD
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Jordan Love completed 6 of 8 deep passes (20+ air yards) for 235 yards and a touchdown in Week 9. Love completed six deep passes for the second time this season. No other quarterback in the NFL has done so in any game. #GBvsNE | #GoPackGo
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