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Been in this shit since '92. Socially exhausted from the last 17 years (and counting!) of staring into the Twitter abyss. Mobius17 in the azure firmament.

Waupaca County, WI
Joined May 2009
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green bay is killing them man
Patriots in control.
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Put some fucking respect on David Lewis Hamilton’s name.
MLB Starting Third Basemen
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Decided to cut ties with the girl I’ve been hanging out with since summer began. There’s something poetic about our streak ending at 162 days. Played a full season but just couldn’t make it to October.
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Still here. Still hungry.
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It’s so disrespectful not to want to be invaded and murdered.
Trump accuses Zelenskyy of showing “great disrespect” to Russia
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman is elected to public office
Harrison Butker misses back-to-back attempts in similar fashion following a penalty. Chiefs fans boo loudly as they head to halftime
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Well before vaccines and antibiotics life expectancy was 40
Replying to @DrNeilStone
How did humans survive pre big Pharma Neil?
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I tried to warn him
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Someone in the CBS production room has a funny sense of humor and is way too online for this to be the song cutting to commercial showing Glenn and Geno's frustration lmao
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Jordan Love to Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy’s reaction to this Patriots game: BAD
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I’m no longer making my case for how good Jordan Love is bro it’s either u watch him play or u don’t
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Jesús Made finished his LIDOM stint with @TigresdelLicey today. His final stats at 19 y/o (avg age of a LIDOM batter is 28.5 y/o)... 16g, .311/.417/.410, .817 OPS, 3 XBH (2B, 3B, HR), 11 BB, 9 K, 102.1 EV90, 106.8 MaxEV Again... HE'S 19 YEARS OLD!!!
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Tea
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Crazy how well this Packers defense is playing in spite of Jonathan Gannon who has been beyond terrible and shouldn’t be in ANY head coach conversations this offseason.
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Uh oh blitz is coming on third down! Jordan Love:
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Jordan Love is possibly the most ethical hooper of all time. Nobody else just slings it downfield like him over and over.
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TWO All-Pro safeties?!?!
GIVE EVAN WILLIAMS THAT ALL-PRO SELECTION RIGHT FREAKING NOW.
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For every miss kicked Harrison Butker has had this year, a state turned Blue…
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If you ever wonder if you should use an AI video for your company's big announcement read the replies here.
Rooted in our past. Ready for our future.
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Cris Collinsworth- “I don’t even own a pair of tongs. When I grill I just pull the meat off with my hands. I have gotten several third-degree burns. My wife hates it. But at the end of the day I’m my own man.” Mike Tirico- “Maye’s pass falls incomplete.”
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