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💋Ms.Shevus 🇨🇦

@MShevus

If you’re looking for smart, funny and clever tweets you’ll have to look elsewhere. I gained most of my followers from licking a bottle cap😕.

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Joined January 2019
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If I’m tweeting, then you can bet your sweet ass I’m drinking 🍷
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HiberMating: A Canadian term after weeks of -30+ temps
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5:03 am . First selfie for 2020. It’s all downhill from here
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It’s 4:20am and I’m cleaning my kitchen from a night of drinking and dancing. Everyone has left or is in bed and I have Boston on blast. It’s been a beautiful farewell to 2019. Hope you all had a good one too 💋
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You need an Impala...there will be more than a fan belt squealing 😉
Wolfmann 🇨🇦 (@wolfmannjr) profile pictureWolfmann 🇨🇦@wolfmannjr23 Nov 2019
The only squealing I hear in my car is when the fan belts are loose
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Wolfmann 🇨🇦@wolfmannjr24 Dec 2019
You have not seen fear in a man’s eyes until you find him shopping at the gas station store at 11pm on Christmas Eve
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Wolfmann 🇨🇦@wolfmannjr20 Dec 2019
Rise of Skywalker? That already happened when Leia kissed Luke in episode IV and all the nerds chubbed up. Right, nerds?
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Wolfmann 🇨🇦@wolfmannjr18 Oct 2019
I’m starting a line of Under Armor clothes for dad bods and calling it Sausage Skin. Looking for investors
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My girlfriend told me tonight that she always positions herself in the middle of the bed so she doesn’t have to sleep in the ‘wet spot’! and here I AM sleeping on the wet spot on my pillow!!! WTF
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My ripped jeans look sexy until I sit down...then it’s all thigh moguls
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The best part about gaining 20lbs since Thanksgiving (besides bigger boobs) is it really fluffs out my wrinkles.
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Why the fuck can’t we smoke weed or cigs indoor anymore? Jesus Christ! Oops sorry that’s offensive too🙄
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If you didn’t have sex in the back of a Impala in the 80’s did you really lose your virginity?
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You might be Canadian when you hear he’s uncircumcised and you say “so his dick has a toque”
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I hate snow. It’s just a reminder that the only thing getting plowed at my house is the driveway.
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💋Ms.Shevus 🇨🇦 retweeted
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Linda
@turtledumplin14 Dec 2019
My cameltoe will eat your mistletoe.
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Is it weird that I want to smell your armpits, lick your salty neck and kiss your dry lips after your hard day at work? Ya ok, I’m weird.
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Appearing to have my shit together between 7am-7pm is part of my alchemy
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Momma G@TheOnlyMommaG13 Dec 2019
If you like telling total strangers things you’d never tell anyone you know .. twitter might be for you.
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Nom_de_Benoît.pdf@NomDeBenoit9 Mar 2018
1st day on Twitter: This is hilarious! 5 days in: This is just the world's suicide note, ghostwritten by an asylum full of drunken perverts
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