Nom_de_Benoît.pdf

I gave this homeless guy $5 and an old lady behind me told me he's just going to use it for drugs, so I confronted him and asked where I could also get drugs for $5

there's not enough crying in war cries

grapes are a great way to buy a hundred of something you want six of

Homeownership may be out of the question, but I hope to someday take out a mortgage on computer RAM

No, I said I'm a 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦 - I own a lot of stock

as long as no one's mad at coldplay when this all blows over

i like rpg video games because you will kill a bear that's been granted power and driven mad by an exiled god, and when you search them for whatever diabolical artifacts that they might carry it's something like a turnip and a bottle of wine

How can I keep up with spam?

I think the Friends spin-off, Joey, would have been more successful if they called it Trials and Tribbianis

every office has that one lady who’s always bundled up in a blanket - if you don’t see one in your office then it's definitely you

this christmas carol could have been an email

It used to be that you would get a telegram from the Queen when you turned 100, now they just make you fight Jake Paul

...and The Dumbest Person in Florida competition is still underway

Danny Elfman looks exactly like he should look