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Mo

@MVRTN0

probably taking a nap. filmed in front of a live studio audience.

 Oklahoma City, OK
Joined August 2010
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That scene where Indy just barely makes it through the door with his hat but all the time
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we’ve had it for 47 years now
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ale (@17POSTIONS) profile pictureale@17POSTIONS6 Jun 2025
i guess we still don’t have the song of the summer
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got stuff to make sandwiches and now i have to try not to eat 10 sandwiches in two days
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Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.
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“Mic me up.”
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Replying to @RussFcb
I been on twitter since jack dorsey introduced this mfer to the world in 09 brother, you were born after 2000, please respect your Og(me)
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y’all wanna come over, drink a tecate, roast some chicken thighs, watch the king of the hill episode with jeff goldblum
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We should be able to stand outside Sam Presti’s house tonight like it’s the airport
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Serge Ibaka caused the entire 2025 NBA Finals if you really think about it
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big dog, who art in heaven
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pb&j for lunch
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Sorry, can't talk right now, watching the Jason Williams highlights reel again
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Still mad about the Overton window thing.
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woah mama they turned me into a homegoods mug
Image from peter lane (@peterlanee)
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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping
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(trying too hard in a philosophy job interview) oh, you mean the trolley *opportunity*
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Image from tay (@hairball1952)
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I’ve always had expensive tastes so it’s been kinda nice to see the price of eggs skyrocket. Have never really tried them before because I’ve always thought of them as being too pedestrian
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Hey at least comedy’s about to get worse
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It's cool we got an extra hour of sleep the night before the most insane foreseeable future begins
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