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Just my opinions on here nothing more I Don't Stan anyone, I Stan Chelsea tho.πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™ πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬

Joined March 2021
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Be honest… does anyone else genuinely love spending an entire day at home, completely alone, with no plans, no visitors, and absolutely no desire to see another human being? Because that sounds like heaven to me.
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Its no secrete that the Chelsea leadership assured Xabi Alonso that he would be given a minimum of two full seasons before his performance would be examined. Several phases lead up to that point which was formally agreed. Both club & manager have added protection. Longterm Xabi.
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During this period there was no light in my eyes. I was a dead man watching when it came to Chelsea bro
Last time out when Pochettino came to Anfield πŸŽ₯πŸ’₯
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Wallah I would rather take mount back
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How come I've never known Michael Jackson featured Biggie in a song????!!!!
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Rory Jennings, I salute you
Rory Jennings πŸ—£οΈ β€œChelsea's biggest problem isn't just the manager. Some of these players need to take a long, hard look at themselves. We appointed a young manager who is still learning on the job, so mistakes are expected. But at this stage, we need to be seeing more progress. Some of these players are simply not good enough. When are we going to have an honest conversation about Levi Colwill? Yes, the penalty decision was a joke, but my goodness, his overall performance was terrible. Let's be honest, Sunderland deserved that victory. They could easily have been 2-0 up. We need to stop making excuses and start asking serious questions about this Chelsea team.” #CFC
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Hate to say it but I think poch completely turns united around! As we sit here now he’s the only manager Chelsea have employed since blueCo took over where you could actually see what he was trying to do!
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Je suis prΓͺt Γ  sacrifier encore une saison sans LDC si vraiment le board se met derriΓ¨re Xabi. On abandonne le projet Brighton. On reconstruit un effectif solide et compΓ©titif autour de Xabi. Si le board compte refaire une Maresca, c’est non
🚨 Xabi Alonso is unlikely to be sacked if Chelsea do not qualify for the UEFA Champions League at the end of the season. (@BobbyVincentFL) #CFC
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Poch with Messi, Neymar & Mbappe: Eliminated in RO16 of UCL Eliminated in RO16 of Coupe de France Runner Up of Trophee des Champions Won Ligue 1 (!!!) THE PREM IS SHAKING, WITH LAUGHTER πŸ”₯πŸΏβœŒοΈπŸ’―
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"Stamford Bridge" has been a ground of embarrassment for years, but DW keep hiring and firing maybe one day God himself with come and manage Chelsea and win every single game till the end of his tenure
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If we sack him, it's pretty much over and the final nail in the coffin. Players like Caicedo, Palmer, Joao Pedro would all reconsider their futures with us, imagine changing managers every year 🀦. With Xabi, It is Do or Die. If we fail again, owners need to go first
🚨 Xabi Alonso is unlikely to be sacked if Chelsea do not qualify for the UEFA Champions League at the end of the season. (@BobbyVincentFL) #CFC
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The things I’m hearing about pochs time at Chelsea just proves you can chat complete bullshit on this app and people will be believe you. People forget we was 10th for basically the whole season until palmer became messi in April and dragged us to 6th. That’s palmer, not poch
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Nov- New manager bounce Dec- We are so back Jan- INEOS ARE YOU MAD Feb- Pochettino is better than Arteta March- Sack him April- Glazers OUT Ineos OUT May- We will be back next season
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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Good to see the people making the decisions aren't overreacting like this fanbase
🚨 Clearlake's Jose Feliciano: β€œWe just had a tough weekend but there’s always the next weekend, we’re extremely excited about the team on the field, we’re very excited about our manager. But it’s the Premier League, anything can happen at any single weekend.” [Bloomberg]
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Nobody will gaslight me o, we will all sit here and watch "Poch" fail at United like he did at Chelsea.
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This team had the foundations to be something great if they stuck with the manager for another season, gave him half of the keys like they have done with β€œXabi” and added a few smart additions throughout the squad. Clearlake fucked up the easiest β€œproject” ever seen in football.
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β€œQuebec” but the beat is β€œGirls Want Girls” That beat drop πŸ₯΅
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Community Please Be Aware. Don't miss cruyff forget ps, I use messi all i can say he is unreal when it comes to dribbling, finishing, distributing balls around. That's what kills your gameplay relying on people's opinion. Do your best and be happy.
Excellence that made history. πŸ“– Ballon d'Or Final Week arrives Thursday in #FCMobile. Drop your guesses. πŸ‘‡
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overly rigid and predictable everyone including dembouz sees what a Terroroist Luis Enrique is please Nasser get him OUT!
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If as an actual human being, you watched Chelsea during Poch's season and thought he had a good season then you probably need to check in to the nearest hospital for check ups.
Poch’s chelsea side were a good side, top 6 for most positive metrics, largely entertaining, could barely defend but eh that’s the entire league bar Arsenal Thing is those were good players as Maresca showed, you can’t tell me an β€œelite” coach can only get you to 6th
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