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Deranged Basic Bitch. Jew that rocks. Last Dennis Potter Stan. unhinged takes, accept the typos as the price. https://nitter.gq/t.co/I1WA31jfbg

Joined January 2016
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I’m over New York. And America in general. And all the other countries. I wanna live on a boat.
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HellCatMaddy retweeted
Anyway the Chad way to be a woman who loves anal sex is to be a buttoned up church lady who would never admit or even speak of such things. Not some Twitter bitch talking big game.
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I'm sorry but this is so fucking lame. Your grandparents partied. Your grandparents hosted, they went to bars, they did shit. They didnt sit around and pride themselves for spending all of their free time staring at their children and mowing the lawn. Get the fuck out of your house. Take your wife out for a drink and listen to some live music. Have a conversation with someone at the bar. Go to a hockey game with your college buddies. Youre not somehow more mature for being homebound. Get a life.
The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.
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HellCatMaddy retweeted
maybe I am crazy but that literally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
It's genuinely mind blowing how much eyelids can change a person's face 🤯 Jennifer Lawrence is basically unrecognizable after an upper blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery)
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HellCatMaddy retweeted
they really just shot this for fun :3
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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HellCatMaddy retweeted
getting called a Noah Wyle cocksucker on the daily and never getting to actually suck his cock is so tragic
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The people who are excited to see someone like Jay-Z perform were already going to watch the Super Bowl. You know which demographic is not guaranteed? PinkPantheress fans
The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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HellCatMaddy retweeted
I find whatever her thing is much more interesting and raw than the last two young actresses that won best actress for playing prostitutes.
Look this is still one of the best scenes of the year.
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Carrie is often in the wrong and I am not a shoe person but I still feel molten lava rage when I think about that woman's reaction to Carrie's shoes going missing (like Charlotte I would have been mortified if I was the host).
This was actually an episode of Sex and the city (one of the best ones!)
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HellCatMaddy retweeted
Pitch: recently escaped Soviet mother daughter in the early 90s trying to make the daughter’s porn star career happen.
I love Sharon. I want a new Sydney and Sharon Movie where they are a mother/daughter call girl operation (like Dark and gritty “Heartbreakers”)
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2000s MTV was wild because it would be back to back episodes of “Slut Rankerz Battle” bookended by celebrities telling you to Vote.
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God I hate Kenneth Branaugh. Once you get comfortable with Shakespeare's language, you see what a hack this guy is.
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who’s gonna tell them they accidentally described the movie the quote is famously from
if i was a gay man in new york i'd be like ayyy im walkin' here, plus i'm gay too! i have sex with men
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Jennifer Lopez while the gay guys were going through hell in Kiss of the Spider Woman
Penélope Cruz while the gay guys were going through hell in La Bola Negra
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May December Wants What Orphan: First Kill has.
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Never forget the Halloween View episode where they had Bill OReilly on.
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Tired of anti Halloween sentiment. Europeans don’t get how few opportunities Americans have to get a little goth!
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Martha Stewart documentary: “She makes people aim for standards they can never reach!” Martha: but they might! I’m gonna cry man.
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