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Kampala, Uganda
Joined July 2011
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“The more you understand this world, the more you destroy yourself. That's why fools are happy, and intelligent people live in loneliness.” - Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work
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Kanungu OC CID resisted arrest following an order by Balam for his arrest over alleged corruption allegations! The constables took it personal, he’s been eating alone. 😂
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Mbu Mukola content mu bulamu bwabannamwe.. gwe ne bano mulowooza muli smart and funny. Ebintu ebimu bijja batukaako in real-life, u will cease looking for views and likes
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Modern women marry when they are SEXUALLY RETIRED. She's had her fun. Seen every size. Tried every style. Took every ride. Now she's burnt out, desensitized & bored of sex - that's when she suddenly wants a "good man" & marriage. So you marry her, thinking you'll have a sex life. Instead you're begging, trying to please her, buying lingerie, planning dates - & she just lies there, dry, cold, "tired." You didn't get a wife. You got a retired party girl who used up her best years on other men. I'll keep reminding you !
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I’m sure they regret inviting him
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It's scientifically proven: being in love makes you a less productive person.
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In their last days, they will eventually kneel before the King
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You are Begging a broke a girl to accept your Proposal so you pay her bills.. Men are funny 🤣
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Replying to @AmukelaniMoyani
This behaviour doesn’t start at this age.. When he was younger he got away with everything because “he’s just a child” and it was “cute”.. Secondly, where’s the father?
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Not original But advocating for copyright 🤦🏽‍♂️ Forget Dr bitone, Kati ekintu Kili Ku international level.. omusajja omukulu nokoppa eddoboozi lyo'mukazi.? Just for quick Fame!! Ate Nolemezaamuu.... ensonyi myee So ashaming.. 😪 Mulabisizza nyo ensi yaffe #Nayeeee one day..
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The Official Independence After Party is on tonite
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The Ultimate Sing Along 2000s Rnb Hip-hop Nite Jam after Jam @Drizzles_Lounge Bunga #SaturdayNightPlan
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Someone should effortlessly, encouragingly tell this public nuisance, this brain washed rotten minded farbagast, the real truth. Mind you, let her know that the sheebah she attacked before, is now a different one. The sheebah she thought she wouldn't make it, she's right at the top of the table walking as a real queen 👑 👑, and living her bestest of her best. I therefore encourage you to inform her, that Incase her small halfbaked head still gives her the audacity to make funny noise for us here, we are more than ready to deal with her and leave no stone unturned. It's funny how useless crippled , maggot headed , low standard living budgetted careers love giving their importances towards others. @PrimAsiimwe , please tell that luswatta of yours, that the world we are in today, everyone has got to understand the right meaning of the word feminism, Incase her cheap brain still tells her that she has the audacity to tell lies to the public, and blackmail celebrities, it's too late. The better she stayed in her black view once shadow frame life. Otherwise, she won't like the dragging here. If she feels like she wanna play it dirty, let's play it dirty too.
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Rick Ross’ attorney asked for his release to be expedited due to his celebrity status, only for Judge Mindy Glazer to tell Rick Ross, “I have no idea who you are.”
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No way! I’m just finding out that Denzel Washington is A$AP Rocky’s dad. 🤯😱
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How come you have so much patience? My childhood 🥲:
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Legendary Nigerian actor Olu Jacobs, who is also widely associated with the line ‘something must kill a man’, dies aged 84.
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"Worry about your own sins, God won’t ask you mine." — Che Guevara
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