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Kampala, Uganda
Joined July 2011
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“The more you understand this world, the more you destroy yourself. That's why fools are happy, and intelligent people live in loneliness.” - Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work
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Kanungu OC CID resisted arrest following an order by Balam for his arrest over alleged corruption allegations! The constables took it personal, he’s been eating alone. 😂
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It's scientifically proven: being in love makes you a less productive person.
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You are Begging a broke a girl to accept your Proposal so you pay her bills.. Men are funny 🤣
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Replying to @AmukelaniMoyani
This behaviour doesn’t start at this age.. When he was younger he got away with everything because “he’s just a child” and it was “cute”.. Secondly, where’s the father?
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Someone should effortlessly, encouragingly tell this public nuisance, this brain washed rotten minded farbagast, the real truth. Mind you, let her know that the sheebah she attacked before, is now a different one. The sheebah she thought she wouldn't make it, she's right at the top of the table walking as a real queen 👑 👑, and living her bestest of her best. I therefore encourage you to inform her, that Incase her small halfbaked head still gives her the audacity to make funny noise for us here, we are more than ready to deal with her and leave no stone unturned. It's funny how useless crippled , maggot headed , low standard living budgetted careers love giving their importances towards others. @PrimAsiimwe , please tell that luswatta of yours, that the world we are in today, everyone has got to understand the right meaning of the word feminism, Incase her cheap brain still tells her that she has the audacity to tell lies to the public, and blackmail celebrities, it's too late. The better she stayed in her black view once shadow frame life. Otherwise, she won't like the dragging here. If she feels like she wanna play it dirty, let's play it dirty too.
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Rick Ross’ attorney asked for his release to be expedited due to his celebrity status, only for Judge Mindy Glazer to tell Rick Ross, “I have no idea who you are.”
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No way! I’m just finding out that Denzel Washington is A$AP Rocky’s dad. 🤯😱
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How come you have so much patience? My childhood 🥲:
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Legendary Nigerian actor Olu Jacobs, who is also widely associated with the line ‘something must kill a man’, dies aged 84.
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"Worry about your own sins, God won’t ask you mine." — Che Guevara
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Sometimes the help you couldn't get from some people are blessings, don't envy no one
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The great young King we will miss. your King Oyo Nyimba Kabamba Iguru Rukidi IV 🕯️ #KingOyo #Tooro
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Nobody is superior, nobody is inferior, but nobody is equal either. People are simply unique, incomparable. You are you, I am I. —Osho
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Slow down and be patient with life. If you seek wealth, someone else seeks health. If you seek health, someone else just died. Each time you build a mansion, someone digs a grave. Each time you waste food, someone searches for a meal. Be grateful.
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At the drizzles Bunga
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Then suddenly, the man leaving for work at 5 a.m. is no longer your dad… it’s you.
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