Mally'

Started my Sunday fighting a Uber Eats delivery man. Looool how’s your morning been?

Dunno who needs to hear this but let go of them t-shirts and tracksuits you’ve been keeping as “house clothes” at the back of your wardrobe but haven’t touched them in 5 years.

This fog is crazy

Laughing at Man Utd ain’t even fun anymore. Them being dogshit is just a regular day now.

Feel like leaving my car where it is, walk 40mins home and come back for it in the morning because this traffic is stupid.

If Madueke gets in trouble for that, absolute nonsense

Wherever Hardy Caprio is at right now I hope he’s doing ok.

Tyre replacement dudes said they will be with me in two hours nearly 3 hours ago. I just wanna go home to my bed man.

Swear down we lost yesterday???😅😅 Went to bed early expecting a dub

Yamal looks like he’s about to enter his villain arc

Oh rah

Spurs being above you in the table is shocking shocking behaviour

Instants came and went so quickly. Nobody uses that shit anymore. At least not a soul on my insta

Can’t wait for them man to sack Carrick, then when the new guy goes on a lil run the “YANITED ARE BACK!” Shouts start back, before they inevitably return to being a two pack of ass. I LOVE THIS SONG!

United are proper rubbish init

Feels weird not having my cat wake me up early morning for her breakfast.