Parody account. Commentary account. Please be patient I have autism. More Brythonic than Anglo.

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He who makes a shitposter of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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If she’s on £41k and her rent is £650 a month, then I’m sorry, but this is a skill issue.
>I'm not on benefits >Paying a rent from the 90s Many such cases.
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This has attracted the usual types
>I'm not on benefits >Paying a rent from the 90s Many such cases.
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"Mystery Actor plays a tough, uncompromising British intelligence agent in..."
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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Bollocks
Replying to @BovrilG
You're not far off, actually. Strictly speaking, alcohol consumption was cheap calories that gave energy for physical work - we just replaced it with energy drinks. Drinking to be drunk is a post-war thing. Remember that every Leftist country encourages alcoholism because it keeps people suppressed - the Soviet Union infamously kept the price of alcohol as low as possible to make sure people drank their problems rather than toppled the government.
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Many think having a pint is "normal" but that is due to entrenched historical traditions and therapeutic myths encouraged by the drinks industry. Often used by politicians for "man of the ppl" rhetoric. It is a actually a harmful psychoactive drug on many levels. @grok #Gogglebox
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Think on this next time you see some foreign blackpill slop account calling Brits cowards etc
A dad of 4 has been left brain dead after being shot in the face after trying to break up a road rage argument in Woolwich. Dad of four pulled over in his van and tried to intervene when two motorists argued. A relative wrote on Facebook: “An innocent man at the wrong place at the wrong time. Family man who was on his way home from work.”
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Fraser Nelson: “It’s never been safer to be a good Samaritan in Woolwich, actually.”
A dad of 4 has been left brain dead after being shot in the face after trying to break up a road rage argument in Woolwich. Dad of four pulled over in his van and tried to intervene when two motorists argued. A relative wrote on Facebook: “An innocent man at the wrong place at the wrong time. Family man who was on his way home from work.”
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Ciaphas Cain retweeted
1/ The man most likely to be involved a fatal car collision isn’t a drunk driver. He’s sober.
1/ The man most likely to rape a White British woman isn't on a small boat or an immigrant. He's her partner or her ex. The graph by @TheEconomist is doing rounds, and @RestoreBritain , @reformparty_uk and the rest of the circus of the self-appointed protectors of White British women think that it proves their made up point: that White British women's biggest danger is immigrant men. Well, data and facts say a different story, a story that the circus of the self-appointed protectors of White British women don't want normal people to know. Here's the data. 🧵
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Black lives matter lanyard
>I'm not on benefits >Paying a rent from the 90s Many such cases.
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Lol, yes they are
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Why not? They’ve colonised everything else.
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Ah faith and begorrah, ‘‘tis like anudda holocust so it was
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Replying to @captive_dreamer
We went from a Bush saying Islam is a religion of peace to a Kennedy saying all A-Rabs are retards and you’re blackpilling?
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Rough Riders is an amazing film. Tom Berenger is tremendous as the colossus Teddy Roosevelt, but to be honest the entire cast is perfect. A movie that reminds you of what America was and what it might one day be again.
Since the Branagh Crispin’s Day speech has been posted everywhere I wanted to post this alternative. Great scene from the movie Rough Riders. Holt McCallany’s character here is Hamilton Fish, Ivy leaguer, grandson of former sec of state. He was first casualty of the war.
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Holt McCallany - extremely underrated actor.
Since the Branagh Crispin’s Day speech has been posted everywhere I wanted to post this alternative. Great scene from the movie Rough Riders. Holt McCallany’s character here is Hamilton Fish, Ivy leaguer, grandson of former sec of state. He was first casualty of the war.
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I'm not sure what to make of this.
“The gentleness of the English civilisation is perhaps its most marked characteristic… It is a land where bus conductors are good-tempered and policemen carry no revolvers. In no country inhabited by white men is it easier to shove people off the pavement.” George Orwell
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Ciaphas Cain retweeted
Dropping HBD truth nukes…unexpected but welcomed
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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UK government will forever have my gratitude for banning those things nationwide after what happened at Dunblane Primary School
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POV: it’s 2045 and you’re the last taxpayer in your hometown
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My first job out of college, sitting there in a presentation by some girlboss, old guy next to me leans over and whispers “she bends over and takes it just like any other”
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