your favourite Canadian alt account: @mapleunfiltered 🚨 any other account is a fake 🚨

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Joined January 2021
jess 🇨🇦 retweeted
Y’all know this is a fake account right? Literally screams AI 🤡
Post-workout look, but honestly I just want to sit on the couch and watch hockey with you 🙈💙 Be honest, will you be in?
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jess 🇨🇦 retweeted
watching this year’s world series really puts into perspective how good last year’s matchup was. jays took the dodgers to game 7 and one game was 18 innings?? crazy
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jess 🇨🇦 retweeted
I survived a lot of friendships with women who had hidden animosity towards me when all I wanted was genuine sisterhood. So yes, I'm very selective now🤷🏻‍♀️
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jess 🇨🇦 retweeted
“I can’t afford art right now” is not a valid excuse to use AI
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Nobody: Canadians: wow that driveway must suck in the winter
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michael b jordan saw esther in we were liars and said that’s our violet, you’re hired! #realactress
Esther McGregor will officially star as Violet in the upcoming ‘FOURTH WING’ series.
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brb taking a million pictures of my tits before my breast reduction
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jess 🇨🇦 retweeted
I really fucking hate AI.
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Fried should not miss the birth of his child. That’s a once in a lifetime moment. He can see the Yankees get eliminated from the postseason any October.
One potential caveat: Fried’s girlfriend is due to give birth in a few days. Rodon, slated for Game 4, is the other option
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jess 🇨🇦 retweeted
Here’s a 23 second video of Austin Powers demonstrating how consent works…since many of you seem perplexed about the concept.
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jess 🇨🇦 retweeted
don’t tell me false rape cases are ruining men’s lives bc real rape cases aren’t even ruining men’s lives
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Tras el escándalo del Manchester City, están considerando retirarle sus títulos. Esto significa que el AFC Richmond de Ted Lasso es campeón de la Premier League.
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star wars and reylo references in the love hypothesis :)
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jess 🇨🇦 retweeted
Canadian words confuse the rest of the world: Mickey Toque Duotang Washroom Darts Two-four
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The Assassination of Brett Bateman by the Outfielder Josh Smith
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Adults who put children first are incredibly cool.
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I don't care how you were raised. Unlearn your racism. Unlearn your misogyny. Unlearn your homophobia. You're an adult now.
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if she's a mixture of "damn she turns me on" and "this girl is gonna be the death of me" she's the one.
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jess 🇨🇦 retweeted
It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes
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