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@TTomTToroOct 27

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@SMB_AttorneyOct 14

The fun part of owning a business is having the flu, losing the will to live, and then hearing yourself say, “Yeah, 2:30 works.”

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@MarkWoeppelOct 13

Career goals.

@uttam_singhkOct 13

ever since i was a kid i wanted to hop on a quick call

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@GretchenInOKOct 11

Today’s admission:

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@MarkWoeppelOct 9

If you were 2 and 7 you'd be in a bad mood, too. lol

@AdamSchefterOct 9

Nobody like him….

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@TotalProSportsOct 9

Disgusting scene at AT&T Stadium in Dallas as security forced a Cowboys fan to stay and watch the game all the way to the end.

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Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieOct 1

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron

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@MarkWoeppelOct 2

Where ls that food guy?

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@EmployeeTearsOct 1

I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”

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@MarkWoeppelOct 1

Today in HOA leadership: I suggest a carefully thought out change and six reasons why it’s good. The old ladies in the board: I don’t agree. Which argument did I get wrong? I just don’t agree. 🤦🤦‍♂️

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@MarkWoeppelSep 29

I'm coaching a new supervisor, and I'm reminded of how important daily stand-up meetings are to keeping things on track. Basic to me, but I'm "seasoned"

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@MarkWoeppelSep 28

Today in insurance sales: 15 voice mails. 2 “we’ll call you back”. One sold customer z”it’s more than i expected. Have to marinate in that a few days”. One dead deal comes back to life. Woo!

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Mad Men Quotes@MadMenQtsSep 28

#MondayMotivation

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@MarkWoeppelSep 28

He has a future!

@deloisiveteSep 28

My 8yo asked why the neighbors have Halloween decorations up when it's not even October yet, and I didn't know he was on the HOA

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@MarkWoeppelSep 28

Thinking about the theory of constraints during my morning hike: What most people get wrong about the Constraint is not that it should be broken, rather, it should be chosen. Don't play whack-a-mole when you should be strategic about this critical decision.

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✭ Cowboy Chris ✭

@Cowboy_86_ChrisSep 27

Image from ✭ Cowboy Chris ✭ (@Cowboy_86_Chris)

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@alessio_josephSep 27

a rogue openai agent broke into my freezer last night and ate an entire quart of ice cream

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@MarkWoeppelSep 28

This is a great read - for free!! Not some AI slop, but real, contrarian, and useful content.

Justin Roff-Marsh

@justinroffmarshSep 28

Replying to @dallas_on_ai @MatznerJon @smooth74m

The full version is here. The Amazon version won't be updated for a few days. justinroffmarsh.substack.com…

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@MarkWoeppelSep 28

New term. Fecal gravity. You know it’s all downhill

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@MarkWoeppelSep 27

Dammit. What a game.

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