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Tweeting about things I find that are clever and creative.

Maple Grove, MN
Joined September 2010
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Waymo’s about to learn an important lesson about exponential curves
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Google's Eric Schmidt dated a woman 24 years younger than him. They broke up. She went on to marry Dario Amodei, the founder of Anthropic. Then she got her ex into Anthropic's Series A. His stake is now worth ~$20 billion. Be nice to your exes.
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November 5, 1989 #Vikings #Rams Jerry Burns has the greatest coaching rant and 🎤 drop in the history of sports. What set Burns off was the treatment #Vikings OC Bob Schnelker was getting from fans and some media. This clip has lots of 🤬 Minnesota won 23-21
I use this line to describe a lot of pols! Just an epic presser. There are four all-time rants that immediately come to mind: This one with Green; Jim Mora Sr.’s “playoffs?!?!?” Mike Gundy’s “I’m 40, I’m a man!” And A.I.’s “we’re talking about practice?!” Which is your favorite?
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Britain approved a third runway at Heathrow in 2003. Today they said it might open in 2039. SpaceX was founded in 2002. It's launched 700+ rockets since.
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🚨 BREAKING: Michele Tafoya just dropped her five point plan to tackle Somali gang violence in Minnesota. “We will do more in 8 weeks than Peggy Flanagan has done in 8 years.”
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NYC needed ~$8 billion in state aid to balance its budget. Mayor Mamdani just doubled grants for "individual artists" from $5,000 to $10,000. Congratulations to every plumber in Buffalo. You're now a patron of the arts.
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“If an experiment in private enterprise is unsuccessful, people lose money and they have to close it down. If an experiment in government is unsuccessful, it’s always expanded.” — Milton Friedman
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Milton Friedman: “I am not a conservative. I’ve never been a conservative. Hayek was not a conservative.” “We are liberals in the true meaning of that term: concerned with freedom. We are not liberals in the current distorted sense—those liberal with other people’s money.”
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.@HolmesJosh fellow Minnesotan, of course you remember back when St Louis Park was referred to as 'St Jewish Park' and now has calls to prayer and a Mayor and City Council/School Board headset on turning it into Hamtramck MI, along with most of Ilhan Omar's district.
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Replying to @SOUJIJP @elonmusk
Cultural Learnings of Japan for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America
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Milton Friedman on 4 ways to spend money: 1) Your money on yourself (you’re careful about both cost and quality) 2) Your money on others (you care about cost, less about quality) 3) Someone else’s money on yourself (you care about quality, not cost) 4) Someone else’s money on others (you care about neither) The last one is how government spending works 🚨
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Yes
“One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” — Milton Friedman
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Tom Brady: "In the end, this statue isn't just for Pats fans. It'll also give all the Jets fans something to throw their beers at as they leave the stadium every year. Probably in the second quarter." #NFL
The Tom Brady statue is unveiled at Gillette Stadium. #NFL
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Hold all my calls for the next hour …
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Things that are underrated: Clean sheets The movie Spy Game Expensive butter Giving gifts without having an occasion Backgammon Awkward silences Single-ingredient meals Parenthood Walking away from an argument Taking a sunrise walk Not drinking Foot reflexology The patriarchy, good manners, and chivalry Rainy days Rural America Unsweet iced tea Locally-sourced produce and proteins Fly-fishing Eating out alone Doing manual labor Shoe trees Saying “No” A grass fed rib eye steak New socks Walking in the rain Classic country music
Things that are overrated: The Centurion Lounge LeBron Loro Piana Going out on weekends Company loyalty Capri Aperol Spritz Dress sneakers The Louvre Rand Paul College Other people’s opinions Investment banking as a career path Aspen Frank Lloyd Wright Concerts Marijuana DoorDash and Uber Eats Valentine’s Day and New Years Eve Instagram Michelin-starred restaurants Starbucks New Orleans Will Ferrell Air Jordans Chipotle
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I never got over my parents divorce
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He thought his dancing skills would stop the violence. He was wrong.
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