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Joined November 2011
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2 years ago today I bought my dream car ❤️. It was not cheap, but definitely worth it
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Mungu Baba I Saw this car in person and bro. Money expertise and time and money and more money has been poured . This is a proper restoration
Took me 6 years to get here. Trust the process. Job done ✅
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Took me 6 years to get here. Trust the process. Job done ✅
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Martin retweeted
These forex boys are a nuisance. They come to this petrol station and misbehave quite often. A half serious @CMAKenya should be looking into these "forex" traders. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Money should not trace immature/stupid brats
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Matatus will look like this but NTSA will come for you for having a small crack on your lights
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Sirkal iko njaa. Goods from Dubs have been halted
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We love it when you send us pictures without us even having to ask. Just seeing you makes us happy. Send me a picture when you wake up, before you get in the shower, when your hair is messy, when you’re doing your makeup. Send me a video of you getting dressed too. I’m just a guy trying to survive here. 🫠 You’re basically visual oxygen to me. I just like looking at you.
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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Every time Joj mentions me on an IG story I get ridiculous friend requests thereafter 🥲
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DUB @IREN_Ltd || Final Score
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STEPH CURRY IS PUTTING ON A SHOW 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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30 put on a show ‼️ Stephen Curry has tied LeBron James for the most 40-point games after turning 35 years old in NBA history.
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Look at the road; 3 lanes not a single one marked. Why don’t you start there?
Night safety compliance checks within Nairobi City County. Drive responsibly. #FikaSalama #MsimuBilaAjali #UsalamaBarabarani
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If you need to build a Subaru or have ever thought about building one, then you know his name. His reputation precedes him. Welcome to the world of Rupal Racing! Catch Episode 6 of Gearhaus Season 5 on YouTube and Spotify at 7 PM tonight.
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Met @alexmwanzo earlier today and he saw my project car that’s taken the longest time 😂
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Home of evos
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No functioning streetlights in sight, start there
Night safety compliance checks within Nairobi City County. Drive responsibly. #FikaSalama #MsimuBilaAjali #UsalamaBarabarani
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We’re adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog.
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As a man, this one red flag that your wallet is about to be abused badly. Never forget, your are not liable for her bills. And never feel guilty about leaving that chat on read.
Sasa gas ikiisha nisikuambie juu tulijuana jana?
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Easiest way to find a woman is to stop looking for one
Nairobi dating, weuh! 😭😂 How do you guys survive hizi streets bana Mlisema tusidate madem wa dating apps juu wako mboka. Mkasema real connections zinapatikana huku nje aty tu stroll on weekends. So for the past one week nimekuwa nikijaribu kupata mtu bana,
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Useless agency
Night safety compliance checks within Nairobi City County. Drive responsibly. #FikaSalama #MsimuBilaAjali #UsalamaBarabarani
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Insurance for the evo sorted. Ready to hit the road soon
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