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Martin

@MartinAlpine
Joined November 2011
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LeRoy@LeeRussian13h
Ii ukipark pahali unanunua nyanya olofasaden drivers watapunguza speed...😂😂
Repo_deals (@Auctioneer001) profile pictureRepo_deals@Auctioneer00120h
Owner selling ( ready documents)🔥🔥 Volkswagen TRANSPORTER T5 2.0 TDI DIESEL 6 SPEED MANUAL 4WD with diff lock KSh 1,390,000/= 📍Nairobi Call/WhatsApp: 0726892543
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Nonsensei@nonsensei_kun1h
I thought GTIs were bad until Land Rover decided kuangusha water pump just randomly kwa drive. Such a piece of shit car. Na hatujakula breakfast ata.
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.@V2GRML1VE21h
Personally I think he’s the greatest player in basketball history
NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentralOct 29
Steph is still the greatest show in the association
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TurboDiesel
@alexmwanzo14h
Mungu Baba I Saw this car in person and bro. Money expertise and time and money and more money has been poured . This is a proper restoration
Martin (@MartinAlpine) profile pictureMartin@MartinAlpine15h
Took me 6 years to get here. Trust the process. Job done ✅
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Mbabz
@Kalasinga_21h
These forex boys are a nuisance. They come to this petrol station and misbehave quite often. A half serious @CMAKenya should be looking into these "forex" traders. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Quincygitahi (@quincygitahi) profile pictureQuincygitahi@quincygitahiOct 29
Money should not trace immature/stupid brats
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Matatus will look like this but NTSA will come for you for having a small crack on your lights
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We love it when you send us pictures without us even having to ask. Just seeing you makes us happy. Send me a picture when you wake up, before you get in the shower, when your hair is messy, when you’re doing your makeup. Send me a video of you getting dressed too. I’m just a guy trying to survive here. 🫠 You’re basically visual oxygen to me. I just like looking at you.
chaotic cutie. (@keziah_sanders) profile picturechaotic cutie.@keziah_sandersOct 27
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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DUB @IREN_Ltd || Final Score
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STEPH CURRY IS PUTTING ON A SHOW 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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30 put on a show ‼️ Stephen Curry has tied LeBron James for the most 40-point games after turning 35 years old in NBA history.
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Look at the road; 3 lanes not a single one marked. Why don’t you start there?
NTSA KENYA (@ntsa_kenya) profile pictureNTSA KENYA
@ntsa_kenyaOct 27
Night safety compliance checks within Nairobi City County. Drive responsibly. #FikaSalama #MsimuBilaAjali #UsalamaBarabarani
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If you need to build a Subaru or have ever thought about building one, then you know his name. His reputation precedes him. Welcome to the world of Rupal Racing! Catch Episode 6 of Gearhaus Season 5 on YouTube and Spotify at 7 PM tonight.
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No functioning streetlights in sight, start there
NTSA KENYA (@ntsa_kenya) profile pictureNTSA KENYA
@ntsa_kenyaOct 27
Night safety compliance checks within Nairobi City County. Drive responsibly. #FikaSalama #MsimuBilaAjali #UsalamaBarabarani
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LILSON@Lilson_1Oct 27
We’re adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog.
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As a man, this one red flag that your wallet is about to be abused badly. Never forget, your are not liable for her bills. And never feel guilty about leaving that chat on read.
Bree🦋🤍 (@Bree_Q) profile pictureBree🦋🤍@Bree_QOct 26
Sasa gas ikiisha nisikuambie juu tulijuana jana?
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Easiest way to find a woman is to stop looking for one
B☆ (@BrianHimself___) profile pictureB☆@BrianHimself___Oct 26
Nairobi dating, weuh! 😭😂 How do you guys survive hizi streets bana Mlisema tusidate madem wa dating apps juu wako mboka. Mkasema real connections zinapatikana huku nje aty tu stroll on weekends. So for the past one week nimekuwa nikijaribu kupata mtu bana,
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Non Dicksclosure Agreement
Hopemidah (@hopemidah) profile pictureHopemidah@hopemidahOct 27
Venye kunaenda,,nitadraft NDA. If you're ever involved with me, you carry it to your grave.
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He is even pulling extra wide goods! He sees you and he does not care because his car his bigger, you die, he will survive and life moves on. This has been the playbook for a while now… most of these containers should be on the railway
Gerald Bitok (@geraldbitok) profile pictureGerald Bitok
@geraldbitokOct 25
The Mtito Andei accident is extremely devastating and heartbreaking. 23 lives lost; people who had plans, aspirations and families waiting for them lost in a whim. Sadly, almost all of these accidents are products of road recklessness, and can be avoided. On the same stretch two weeks ago, I had the experience as captured in the video. Evidence of how drivers(especially trucks and buses) have little or no regard for other road users and lives. There’s need to introduce tougher deterrent penalties for such road goons.
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You asked for it and we heard you! Gearhaus Roadtrip IV is now loading! Watch this space.
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Sakaja is a failure. Hadi tumeundiwa 3D of the Eastleigh collapsed building. It was a MESS.
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