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Matt the Cab

@Matboy_Slim

Philanthropy through Jack, Stella & Marlboro Lights Poker J - 9 suited Arsenal & Dulwich Hamlet

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Joined November 2012
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How many bottles of Milk did Thatcher steal
Withnail Jones (@withnailjones) profile pictureWithnail Jones@withnailjonesJun 5
If you want proof that crime has soared under Labour then consider this startling fact. In the 2 years that Starmer has been PM there have been more mobile phone thefts than during the 12 years that Thatcher was PM. Shocking. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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You been Croydon lately 😉
HC15OnTour 🟥🟦🏆🦅 (@HC15OnTour) profile pictureHC15OnTour 🟥🟦🏆🦅
@HC15OnTourJun 5
Apparently the reason Palace potentually aren't doing a parade is based on 1m turning up to see Arsenal's one trophy. Based on this ratio, the police said it would be too dangerous to have an event with 3m people there to celebrate the treble ❤️💙🦅🏆🏆🏆
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Silly cunt, can only fill the stadium you okay in 🤷🤷
𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 (@thecasualultra) profile picture𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥
@thecasualultraJun 5
🏟️ Arsenal vs PSG, Champions League final: 61,035 spectators 🏟️ River Plate at the first half of league season, with nothing at stake: 85,018 spectators. Light-years ahead of the rest. Unique in the world. 🐔
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Oh fuck off
Molly (@Molly_AFC) profile pictureMolly
@Molly_AFCJun 5
🚨So this actually happened but Manchester United fans don’t talk about it 💔💔
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For fucks sake.... 🤣🤣🤣 Champions of England, you'll never sing that
Hotspur Lane (@HotspurLane) profile pictureHotspur Lane
@HotspurLaneMay 27
🚨🎙️ #THFC boss Roberto De Zerbi says staying up is a BETTER MOMENT than winning a trophy or a League title: 😳 “When you win a trophy, or when you win a league, yes it’s a very nice moment but when you stay up, it’s BETTER!”
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To me he's the will they/won't they Nescafé bloke. Such a shame
BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) profile pictureBBC Breaking News
@BBCBreakingJun 5
Anthony Head, best known for TV roles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ted Lasso and Little Britain, dies aged 72 bbc.in/4g2M45Z
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Cricketing facts & wisdom.... The "box" was invented in 1875 but it wasn't until 1977 that the cricket helmet was introduced. It seems it took over 100 years for people to realise that two heads are far better than one
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I asked God and he said it was you worshipped false teams.
(fan) Ziggy SD (@cobbyziggy) profile picture(fan) Ziggy SD@cobbyziggyMar 14
Arsenal won’t win the PREMIER LEAGUE bookmark this
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And occasionally they're broken all the fucking time..... What the fuckerty fuck 😲😲
Matt the Cab (@Matboy_Slim) profile pictureMatt the Cab@Matboy_SlimJun 5
As I was saying....... Even a broken tweet is right twice a day. Or something like that.... 😉🤣🤣
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Not just @SkyBet If their shows sponsorship are anything to go by @Coral @paddypower @BetMGM @WilliamHill @BetVictor @talksportbet
Mackemini Milano 🇮🇹☕️ (@Ramma_____) profile pictureMackemini Milano 🇮🇹☕️
@Ramma_____Jun 5
Lot of people kicking off about TalkSport glorifying Alan Brazils drinking, thats the sort of channel it is, their target audience is lads with skybet accounts who like a drink and a bet. Theres plenty health & beauty podcasts out there if you think some words spoken on the radio can radicalise you into a raving alcoholic
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About time he received a higher honour from the establishment. The work he does, it is more than deserved. #kingsbirthdayhonours
Lou Macari (@LouMacari10) profile pictureLou Macari@LouMacari10Jun 5
Thank you so much to the Scottish Football Supporters Association after they voted me their Hero of the Year for our work at the Macari Centre. An honour for me to receive this from the fans of a game that gave me so much and a pleasure to meet Paul Goodwin, founder of the SFSA
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As I was saying....... Even a broken tweet is right twice a day. Or something like that.... 😉🤣🤣
Matt the Cab (@Matboy_Slim) profile pictureMatt the Cab@Matboy_SlimJun 4
Loving this more settled approach to batting, far less of the rash shots and slowly building an innings.....
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Can't wait.... 🥱
Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen) profile pictureBen Jacobs
@JacobsBenJun 4
FIFA confirm single-player walkouts won’t happen at the World Cup. They will instead debut what is being called a “fan-centric pre-match ceremony” intended to showcase squads not just starting XIs. As revealed, the walkouts remain non-traditional. All players will stand in the centre circle for the line-up reads and national anthems. There will also be creative new visual elements, including the use of hand-held flags.🏆
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Leave the club alone & just insult Morgan. He deserves everything and more, he's a parasite. Helped fans lose jobs and ST's many who remain banned. Fake photos & phone hacking..... Absolute scum
Olivia Buzaglo (@OliviaBuzaglo) profile pictureOlivia Buzaglo
@OliviaBuzagloJun 4
My reply to Piers Morgan is all a bit of banter, people need to chill. Arsenal won the Premier League and deservedly so - but it is about time, given everything City and Chelsea have won in that period. & I personally think given every other clubs situation this summer, Arsenal should go on and win it again.
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London Underground, the heat will be balmy at the very least. Apparently no bugger looks at you let alone speak with strangers. Although swimwear, flip flops & kaftans will surely test that theory...
LeClerc (@fluffy_scrawler) profile pictureLeClerc@fluffy_scrawlerJun 4
Right. I want to go to Greece. Never been. Only for a week, end of sept. Preferably the kind of holiday I can wear swimwear, flip flops and kaftans the whole time, and speak to as few people as possible. Where would you suggest?
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Loving this more settled approach to batting, far less of the rash shots and slowly building an innings.....
Matt the Cab (@Matboy_Slim) profile pictureMatt the Cab@Matboy_SlimJun 4
Lost overs to rain, currently 34-4 to New Zealand. Test cricket is back baby.... 🏏
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Lost overs to rain, currently 34-4 to New Zealand. Test cricket is back baby.... 🏏
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Retarded retard.... Is that a double negative 🤔
PATRIOTS OF BRITAIN (@POB4LIFE) profile picturePATRIOTS OF BRITAIN
@POB4LIFEJun 4
Replying to @Yoda197255
Israel 😂🤣. Except he hates israel you retarded retard.
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You're a happy sod
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