Clumsily laughing at the bad things in life. Secrets direct from my brain to your eyeballs.
Exile, Chicago
Joined February 2009
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In a recent story for CBC News, Manjula Selvarajah selected Chore Check as a featured tool to promote financial literacy. #financialliteracy #digitalallowance #choreapps chorecheck.com/blog_posts/20
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When people ask me if I have any regrets I reply: My life is mostly regrets with very little behavior change to try to improve it. – at Chicago, IL
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The upcoming Mr. Rogers documentary is the perfect antidote to everything Donald Trump bit.ly/2G0ceSX
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HEY BUDDY i have a new video featuring the many talents & moves of one💃@MatingRitual 💃 youtu.be/VE_1OzcaDgk
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Any trucks planning on being out late near @HOBChicago this Thursday? Catching @MatingRitual live and will want noms after!
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“@mdaisey: This is amazing—tonight's fireworks in NYC filmed in HD by a drone flying through them. youtube.com/watch?feature=yo…” #ignorethemusic
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Webinar: Myth Busting Website #Performance Truisms - Investigating Actual Performance Improvements of Popular ‘Fixes’ shar.es/MG9oz
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@MatingRitual sooooo excited you're gonna be doing my comedy show at HOB. You're gonna lurv it. – at Chicago, IL
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Heil Honey I'm Home: The Nazi-Themed Sitcom Canceled After One Episode shar.es/yPxri via @sharethis #whoops #tv #hitler #shitthebed
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Every time I empty my OWN dishwasher, I find at least 4 things where I'm like "Where the FUCK does this go?" & consider suicide/the circus.
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Got enough sleep last night. Today I am finally *not* a burrito cat! #DrupalCornMemories cc @DrunkenSlipper
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Thursday we return 2 @silvieslounge w/ lafs by @FnfunnyDwight @shuandadon @nipplehut @TheErinLane @marztimms @DrunkenSlipper & many more.
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.@johnniefox project manager/dragon tamer, enjoys a #bigrig at The World's Largest Truck Shop en route to @DrupalCorn
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Breaking News: #PaulaDeen (Professional Racist & Triple-Threat Diabetes Sufferer/Causer/Profiteer) has been fired by the Food Network. YAY!
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friday nigHt i will be doing stuff like tHis in front of people youtube.com/watch?v=xGGMAF_l…
