@MattCover

Magellan is a lot cooler than Justin Bieber. Former reporter, current healthcare guy, misanthropic DC sports fan. Amateur griddler.

 Peoria, AZ
Joined December 2008
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Well, one of you is.....
Francesca Fiorentini@franifio20h
he's too dumb to know this is unconstitutional
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I am once again asking @elonmusk to buy the bioware IP so non-crazy game execs can create great games in these universes
Zachary Levi
@ZacharyLevi23h
Daaammmnnn. 😢
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If it turns out to be true you basically have to believe every Twitter/X rumor forever.
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze15h
Replying to @redsteeze
Look, I've always been borderline "maybe" Larry David on the whole Omar marrying her brother and have mostly just made it another punchline, but holy shit, the people who told us the laptop wasn't real and the virus didn't come from a lab and Joe Biden wasn't senile are all looking the other way one now and her responses, brother, aren't helping. And they all know it. It looks bad.
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It was a medieval fantasy world with no other kinds of surgery at all. You heal literally by magic. Who does the "top surgery"? The wizards? The dwarves?
FilmLadd
@FilmLadd22h
"Love that"
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If AI actually does cure cancer we should go back to smoking. We were a better country when everyone smoked.
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"Not to my knowledge."
Bill Melugin
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Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) when asked by MS Now tonight if she married her brother: "Not to my knowledge."
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It would mean that the Dems have become the monsters everyone has been warning they'd become. An "America deserved 9/11" Senator in 2026 is like a "Hitler was the good guy" Senator in 1966.
Christian Heiens 🏛
@ChristianHeiens18h
I cannot stress enough what a El-Sayed victory would signal here. It would mean that discourse is dead in American politics. I mean, what more is there to talk about if you can literally campaign with a guy who said America deserved 9/11 and still get elected to the US Senate? It would mean that moral outrage does nothing to change the outcome of an election. We already saw this in 2025 with Jay Jones’ victory, and it makes sense if you think about it. Why would moral outrage swing an election if we no longer share the same moral alignment?
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Shattered, yes, but not by Trump. That norm got shattered in 2016 when DOJ spied on the Trump campaign and then investigated him based on his trolling of Hillary during a debate and a book of fake Dem oppo.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@ReichlinMelnickOct 21
50 years ago, the Attorney General went to prison for covering up the criminal actions of the President of the United States. Watergate's fallout led to the building of a wall of independence at DOJ that lasted half a century. That wall has been shattered by Trump's people.
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Stop thinking about my triangles, pervert.
Shane@Luminoth8219h
"temporarily turned off the WiFi in Ukraine" where does information go when your brain can't hold anything beyond an oversimplification of reality. can't even imagine what the world looks like for you. just a one color triangle everywhere, and even that feels generous
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We're not at war with Russia, though I'm sure you guys would like us to be.
Rick Taintsley@RTaintsley20h
Replying to @MattCover
Article III, Section 3 of the United States Constitution: Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. Your edgelord's fucked...
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So what you're saying is that there's serious demand for manufacturing jobs in the US? If 1/3 of the country wants a factory job, why do we keep sending them overseas?
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 21
70% of Americans want more factory jobs, but only 33% of them want to work their, per Cato Institute.
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Elon isn't nearly fashionable enough to be a Bond villain.
Keddie
@Keddiebqw21h
Replying to @MattCover
He’s a bond villain. And he’s been welcome here way too long.
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Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer.
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Why are you mad, I love Indian food. It's literally one of my favorites. Paneer is meh but I can absolutely get down on some butter chicken or really any spicy curry.
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It's not treason to turn off the WiFi in Ukraine unless maybe you're a Ukrainian.
Rick Taintsley@RTaintsley20h
Replying to @MattCover
Nationalizing companies should be the least of his worries. Committing treason is punishable by death.
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Agreed. Internet service disruptions are obvious crimes. Verizon you are hereby ON NOTICE!
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For you, maybe.
Soot sprite@suutsprite20h
Replying to @MattCover
Yeah keep being a dumbass Matt, it's real exhausting
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Well yeah, what are supposed to do with a broken rake?
ai microplastics@jcb313922h
I didn’t break a rake and throw it into the woods I was just testing its durability. Then I placed it in the woods because its made of wood and I thought it should be with its family.
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Civilians can do that. This isn't China.
Streethedge@Streethedge22h
Replying to @MattCover
He has defied two presidents now. He’s a fucking civilian.
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Matt Cover retweeted
Mike Solana
@micsolana23h
this is presumably meant as some kind of own from cato, but factories only ever accounted for like 20 to 30% of jobs at peak. stat here seems to imply many americans would like the work back, and the rest understand industrial capacity is a major, obvious national advantage.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 21
70% of Americans want more factory jobs, but only 33% of them want to work their, per Cato Institute.
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