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Matthew Watson

@MattWatson90

I write code. Sometimes it even works. Kilmarnock FC. Miami Dolphins. Vegan 🌱

 Glasgow, Scotland
Joined April 2009
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Watching the keynote speech from a security conference in the US and a wild Kingsley appears @Oldfirmfacts1
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Mon the rabbits.
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BBC Breakfast (@BBCBreakfast) profile pictureBBC Breakfast
@BBCBreakfast20 Aug 2022
A business that breeds rabbits for meat is closing its remaining farm and handing over 250 rabbits to activists. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-no…

T&S Rabbits farm closure to see about 250 rabbits given to activists

Comedian Ricky Gervais is among those to have spoken out against T&S Rabbits.

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Hemming saves that every time.
I thought this was Stephen O’Donnell.
Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) profile pictureTottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficial25 Jul 2022
✍️ We are delighted to announce that Ben Davies has signed a new contract with the Club which will run until 2025.

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Well, that escalated quickly.
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The replies to this vs the quote tweets.
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"Live from Spain." Is this cunt over there working as a Rod Stewart tribute act?
Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 (@JeremyVineOn5) profile pictureJeremy Vine & Daytime on 5
@JeremyVineOn518 Jul 2022
"It's another excuse just like Covid, people just want to stay at home... we're opening the floodgates for all the snowflakes" Charlie Mullins says he would sack anyone who asked to work from home during a heatwave. @CharlieM_OBE | @ClaudiaLizaTV | #JeremyVine
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@ESPNUK10 Jul 2022
Looking like an all vegan Wimbledon final today 🌱
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A P 💙@profgrump1 Jul 2022
She'd have been 61 today. Remembering Diana, Princess of Wales.
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Funny how “cherishing life” never seems to extend to providing free health care.
Doug Ducey (@DougDucey) profile pictureDoug Ducey
@DougDucey24 Jun 2022
Replying to @DougDucey
I am proud that Arizona has been ranked the most pro-life state in the country. Here, we will continue to cherish life and protect it in every way possible. 2/2
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Every so often the Twitter algorithm decides I'm a big fan of a random sports team and hammers me with suggested tweets for that team. Previously it was the Chicago Blackhawks, now it's Chelsea
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The speckiest man in existence?
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No Evictions Network (@no_evictions) profile pictureNo Evictions Network@no_evictions11 Jun 2022
No state ever survived to resist its power, demand. But always when people come together the change will happen. Welcome to all those who are and were there and congratulations 👏
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Did that idiot just say that you don’t get clouds in Spain?
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Bryan@BryanSpoon7916 May 2022
Rangers message to all their fans ahead of the Europa League Final
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Things you love to see.
Otto English (@Otto_English) profile pictureOtto English@Otto_English15 May 2022
Britain's strictest Head teacher @Miss_Snuffy has a fake Churchill quote on her school wall. Nowhere in the canon of Churchill's writing or speeches did he say this. Suggest you get some paint.
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Far be it from me to ever praise anything that comes out of Ibrox or Rangers FC, but that “I’m Feeling It” tune that they’ve introduced to the wider footballing world is a belter.
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I’m Jeff Bezos boo hoo hoo. I got a bazillion dollars by using algorithms to exploit workers. Waah waah be nicer to me, I’m a space jerk baby
Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) profile pictureJeff Bezos
@JeffBezos14 May 2022
The newly created Disinformation Board should review this tweet, or maybe they need to form a new Non Sequitur Board instead. Raising corp taxes is fine to discuss. Taming inflation is critical to discuss. Mushing them together is just misdirection.
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@Ryanair13 May 2022
POV: Crypto bros, other half trying to book a week Mykonos after today.
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Main takeaway from last nights game: Michael Stewart will suck the joy out of everything you love.
Put a football scarf one of them and they’ll have a riot van round before you can say “breach of the peace”
Back Off Scotland (@backoffscotland) profile pictureBack Off Scotland@backoffscotland11 May 2022
Sandyford Clinic, Glasgow right now. Police have been and say they can’t move them on. Where do we go from here @NicolaSturgeon @MareeToddMSP?
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