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Matt Welcome

@MattWelcome

Comedian https://nitter.gq/t.co/VIgu1KGtQ6 No joke too small. Science fan +Author of 'A Brief History of Timelessness' https://nitter.gq/t.co/FxHg6QjTQR

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Joined July 2011
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Just did @RyanPinnick `s amazing #SuperGenius course, all about how to get over your Ego and your "self" 😱and get on with your life. (The crazy jacket? well that was part of a fascinating lesson B^)
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Matt Welcome@MattWelcome9 Sep 2018
Replying to @craznar @rickygervais
youtu.be/pEOy0oEP3GU?t=27m24… (Lacktoes intolerant :)
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Replying to @rickygervais
3 Toed Sloth : I'm lack toes intolerant.
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Wow ! how has civilisation survived so long without some thing as incredible and essential as this ? #getalife
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NaviGoto - Simple Navigation, for #walking & #cycling in towns and cities, is NOW in the #AppStore for #iPhone and #AppleWatch. apple.co/2s3mc0W.
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Seriously! #F1Azerbaijan #F1Safety! 2h 6m in, F1 cars + truck bumpers head height on track ! (imso) that's got to be addressed and stopped!
St Peter: Here's the keys, Ken. Lock up when you're finished.
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Paul Chowdhry Live at Wembley innit B^)
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Paul Chowdhry Live at Wembley Innit B^)
So,what does "All" mean again ? I forget
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May I add this is a @MattWelcome creation. He excels in the use of the scalpel.. #crouchend nitter.gq/jclanoe/status/9233261… – at Tottenham, London
Lord Jean-Christophe❤️📺🇬🇧,🇫🇷 tosseur, flâneur (@jclanoe) profile pictureLord Jean-Christophe❤️📺🇬🇧,🇫🇷 tosseur, flâneur@jclanoe25 Oct 2017
It's all 'appening @kisstheskybar oh the excitement. We love a good 'alloween. ;-)
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Sacre blu, French world domination Starts small :)
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#ISIS cant be all bad when you consider they built an entire international space station !
Darn missed it :)
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Boom :)
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Funk, soul, pop and disco... Free this Sunday in crouch end .... That's happening :)
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Here :)
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This is happening on Sunday :)
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Here's the map ( crouch end n8)
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This is happening.. Right now
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