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Matt Welcome

@MattWelcome

Comedian https://nitter.gq/t.co/VIgu1KGtQ6 No joke too small. Science fan +Author of 'A Brief History of Timelessness' https://nitter.gq/t.co/FxHg6QjTQR

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Joined July 2011
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Matt Welcome@MattWelcome9 Sep 2018
Replying to @craznar @rickygervais
youtu.be/pEOy0oEP3GU?t=27m24… (Lacktoes intolerant :)
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Replying to @rickygervais
3 Toed Sloth : I'm lack toes intolerant.
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NaviGoto - Simple Navigation, for #walking & #cycling in towns and cities, is NOW in the #AppStore for #iPhone and #AppleWatch. apple.co/2s3mc0W.
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St Peter: Here's the keys, Ken. Lock up when you're finished.
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May I add this is a @MattWelcome creation. He excels in the use of the scalpel.. #crouchend nitter.gq/jclanoe/status/9233261… – at Tottenham, London
Lord Jean-Christophe❤️📺🇬🇧,🇫🇷 tosseur, flâneur (@jclanoe) profile pictureLord Jean-Christophe❤️📺🇬🇧,🇫🇷 tosseur, flâneur@jclanoe25 Oct 2017
It's all 'appening @kisstheskybar oh the excitement. We love a good 'alloween. ;-)
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Ed Surname@EdSurname9 Jan 2017
#UnsolicitedMaterial is now on Amazon.com/dp/B01LTI1HEE @MattWelcome @Masudmilas @SunilDPatel @LittleDimDog @DintyAndrew @MotorMarvin
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Thanks to the fab @MattWelcome for his brilliance on episode one. Check out his book here. timelessness.co.uk
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#TheComedySchool is committed to enhancing the lives of local communities & improving #SocialSkills!
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Mark Maier@markgmaier21 Aug 2016
A 'Don't drink the water' sign would have sufficed
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Got deadpan , what's your style? nitter.gq/bbccomedy/status/76306…
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@bbccomedy9 Aug 2016
What's your stand-up style? Find out in just a few ridiculous questions: bbc.co.uk/taster/projects/wh… #EdFringe
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Book deal for @destructo9000 - he is to write the history of heavy metal! #Comedy goo.gl/X9K4ov
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Taggy@Taggy18889 Aug 2016
Replying to @davidschneider
to think that he maybe win... Is hair raising?
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IGV@IGVPresents9 Aug 2016
We all know a few Askholes!
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It's no-holds-barred #Topical comedy tonight with @TheEdgeTuesday. These are your news-ninjas tonight!!
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Unbound@unboundsocials3 Aug 2016
To win this very funny, very i-can’t-stop-reading-this-totally-awesome book, all you've got to do, is this: name the best thing about books
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New Paleolithic Sculpture Discovered ionarts.blogspot.com/2016/07… #archaeology h/t @Iron_Light @ShiCooks
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Off The Kerb@OffTheKerb1 Aug 2016
SIMON EVANS: IN THE MONEY Assembly George Square Studios, 2, 7.00pm, 3-28 August (not 15th) #edfringe2016
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Databoy78@Databoy7830 Jul 2016
Replying to @Phil_Lewis_
“@Phil_Lewis_: This is the video you didn't know you needed this morning: nitter.gq/MostRad/status/7592418…” = Epic
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Comedy This Sunday 19th @philnichol @mattkirshen @mrdanevans @tomlucy @MattWelcome ONLY effin' £7! @thekingsheadN8 @CrouchEndComedy 8pm
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