Creator of Nonsensical Ranger Scenarios.

Chapel Hill, NC
Joined January 2011
Sometimes I think about how Adam Fox is only 23 and is the best defenseman in the league, then I think back to when I was 23 and wonder how disappointed my mom is of me.
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Once we expand the net an inch it’s over for you bitches
Dorofeyev with another post. This one on the power play.
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his college career mogs your entire NHL team
Replying to @maltaisshop
what on earth could gabe perreault possibly have an ego about
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You remember when Igor scored a goal during the home opener? Pretty fucking cool
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Alright what did I miss
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Alright what did I miss
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Not watching, explain this game in less than a word
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This is why I’ve never wanted the Rangers to win a cup. Just doesn’t seem equitable. And I’ve always said that.
The Knicks' assistant coaches did not receive their championship rings during Tuesday's ceremony, despite being handed ring boxes, according to league sources. Many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden will not receive rings at all, per team sources. Those employees got their hopes up in late September, when they were sent a fake championship ring offer as part of a phishing test. nyti.ms/4jB0yvR
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Good news was told that last night’s game was make be leaf, so technically we’re undefeated if you don’t count our losses.
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Replying to @Matty__jack
WHO UP BJORKING THEIR STRAND
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Who Bjorking their strand
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#NYR And Drury can't get Gabe extended
Taco Bell has confirmed Mountain Dew Baja Blast is staying for another 11 years
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What a good boyyyyyy
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Bjorking my strand every day
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Matty Jack always gets me with these. I told Durzi that #NYR Twitter thinks we look alike. After the win over Vancouver, he was the first guy I saw walking into the locker room and hit me with a “Yo twinnn” 😂
Happy Birthday, Durz! 🥳
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Happy Birthday, Durz! 🥳
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Replying to @Matty__jack
The next station is Bjorkstation
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