Creator of Nonsensical Ranger Scenarios.

Chapel Hill, NC
Joined January 2011
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his college career mogs your entire NHL team
Replying to @maltaisshop
what on earth could gabe perreault possibly have an ego about
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WHO UP BJORKING THEIR STRAND
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#NYR And Drury can't get Gabe extended
Taco Bell has confirmed Mountain Dew Baja Blast is staying for another 11 years
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Bjorking my strand every day
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Matty Jack always gets me with these. I told Durzi that #NYR Twitter thinks we look alike. After the win over Vancouver, he was the first guy I saw walking into the locker room and hit me with a “Yo twinnn” 😂
Happy Birthday, Durz! 🥳
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The next station is Bjorkstation
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Bjork Years Bjorkentine's St. Bjortrick's Bjorkster Cinco de Bjorko Bjorkduation Bjorkbecue Bjorkation Back to Bjorkool Bjorktoberfest Bjorksgiving Bjorkmas
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Bjorktoberfest.
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Bjorktoberfest.
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I asked #NYR Mike Sullivan why he took Pavel Dorofeyev off PP1, and then put him back on the unit: Sullivan: “You want to know the answer?” *Me frozen in my tracks with a pause: “Yes.” “Yes? Okay, so I’ve been asking the power play for a number of games now that the first unit—they have to change smarter. And when the puck gets dumped down 2 or 3 times, and they’ve got to go 200 feet to get it and then work back into the offensive zone, they should change — and Pav didn’t. At some point, there needs to be some accountability around it. Unfortunately for Pav, he was the guy. I told the power play guys that, we have to be smart. We've got another unit that's pretty good also. We’ve got some good players on it. And I know Pav is well intentioned and he’s trying to do the right thing out there, but we have to have a sense out there, all of us, when we’re on the power play and when you extend your shifts, usually that’s when bad things happen. You’re tired, you don’t think and execute the same way. A lot of times you can give up goals against in those circumstances because you don’t have the juice to play the game the right way. And we’ve been asking our group for a number of games now to change at the appropriate time. And so, if it falls on deaf ears, then you have to take other measures.”
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I have questions about my subtitles
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not to be dramatic but if Dorofeyev doesn't bust out I will run away from home
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The video to go with #NYR J.T. Miller’s quote ⬇️
J.T. Miller on tonight's loss: "Obviously, today was not our best. I'm not proud of that performance. That being said, we got off to another good start today. Will throws a big hit, has a good fight. We have a couple of really good chances at the end of that period. Unfortunately, I make a mistake, kind of flub one, then they get one. But honestly, we felt good going into the second. We played a lot of great hockey, and we're a confident group. Today, we just didn't have it. Disconnected all over the place, and giving up, obviously, chances we haven't been giving up. We've learned a lot about ourselves over the last couple weeks and the last month, and I think that we have a high-character group in here. So, all we can do is learn from today, move forward, and be ready for the next game and come out firing." #NYR
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Can’t sleep, it feels like Christmas Eve.
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Replying to @OhRyanMead
Ryan, on your long train rides, you ever think to yourself: Shesterkin is a *W* away from She’s Twerkin
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streets are saying vasi is just a Russian right handed Louie domingue
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I’ll take Igor right now, over Vasy
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