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Maximmillius

@Maximmillius

Sometimes lacking all conviction, sometimes full of passionate intensity (26)

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Joined March 2014
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Riley@rihysehOct 27
You just don’t get Helvetic whimsy
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red schuy at night, sailor’s delight (@pacific_zephyr) profile picturered schuy at night, sailor’s delight@pacific_zephyrOct 27
can someone explain to me why this is the official photo of the Swiss Federal Council
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Falastin Flip@TOliveFernOct 27
Least racist Israeli: LOOK WHAT YOU DID - YOU MADE ARABS VOTE - THAT’S ON YOU
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Sit down to eat dinner, decide to put on sports center and boom ants gone for two months
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guy who joins the king's navy and gets assigned to the 1600s protestant version of a ship named "permanent revolution"
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Pat Alexander@pat_alex0Oct 27
Who else remembers when Brett Kollmann tagged Pat McAfee on a GoFundMe for a struggling Colts fan to help spread awareness and he went apeshit on Brett and blocked him
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please check your kids candy before letting them have any... monsters are giving $200B/81% over-budget boondoggles to your children
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Zito@_ZeetsOct 27
Malcolm Gladwell is a fucking fraud and has made a career and millions just spewing bullshit that falls apart if you have a working brain or decide to lightly fact-check him. A phenomenally stupid man and grifter.
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Alec Karakatsanis (@equalityAlec) profile pictureAlec Karakatsanis@equalityAlecOct 26
I have just published a piece that is very important to me. It's about why so many "progressives" and people on "the left" are lying to us right now about crime, safety, and repression, and what we should be doing instead. equalityalec.substack.com/p/…
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Dan Walden@dwaldenwritesOct 27
“Arabs don’t produce literature” is really something you can only say if you’ve never had a moment’s contact with genuine civilization. A mind totally consumed by television and self-help books.
Bulwark Clips (@BulwarkClips) profile pictureBulwark Clips
@BulwarkClipsOct 26
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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noah kulwin@nkulwOct 27
The New York Times erasing some of the New York Times’ greatest hits!
Andrew Fishman (@AndrewDFish) profile pictureAndrew Fishman
@AndrewDFishOct 27
Hahahhahhaha NYTimes Editorial Board should lay off the gummies
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Punished Mya@unusualmyaOct 27
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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the hat man@1000dollarcrabOct 23
sorry i cant come in to work today ethan klein cheated on his wife and i have to be on the internet all day for that
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Brett Kollmann
@BrettKollmannOct 22
While individually yes, the 49ers will struggle to handle a single Bijan Robinson or Drake London in a head to head matchup, their logistical advantage, industrial capacity, and ability to replace lost assets efficiently far outweighs those 1v1 losses.
Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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csz@cszablaOct 22
the world cries out for anthropology
elly (@suzifumi) profile pictureelly@suzifumiOct 21
it's a bit strange how job interviews are social rituals where both people are lying to each other and they both know the other is lying but if the interviewee ever makes the mistake of being honest they instantly lose. why is that how it works why is lying expected
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carl 🥦@NightlifeMingusOct 22
Huzzah, good man, For Thee page. Breasts uncover’d, blasphemy ‘gainst the Lord, Turkish fellow ‘pon a sword Impaled, penis sex, Protestant fellow reduced to Ash upon the Stake, ‘tis For Thee good man, ‘tis Lit
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Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerOct 22
it's amazing just how deep the loser bench of this administration goes. just losers all the way down. every idea is a loser. every single choice is a loser. can't do one thing right without fucking it all up, not even move a goddamn globe
John Ridge (@WeaponScientist) profile pictureJohn Ridge
@WeaponScientistOct 22
They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
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If your in the NFC North and you lose one football game they seal you in a bank safe and drop you in the Atlantic Ocean from a helicopter
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Yards per game is a shitty stat and doesn't tell you much (you may be throwing more often because you're behind) so ideally you'd want yards per attempt or adjusted net yards per attempt and Oh!
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Zach Bye (@byesline) profile pictureZach Bye
@byeslineOct 21
A stat that shouldn’t be true but is… The Nathaniel Hackett - Russell Wilson offense of 2022 averaged 73 more yds per game than this Sean Payton - Bo Nix led offense. Also separated by just 2 pts per game. Sean called 2022 “one of worst coaching jobs in the history of the NFL”
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BioWare news isn’t even a canary in the coal mine, more like watching an entire tunnel collapse
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