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Passing interest in politics; tech and a keyboard player. 🎹 @jack took my blue tick away. LFC.

London, UK
Joined July 2016
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when i accidentally close my 55 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire
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That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT.
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I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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Getting older means your arm has to be in just the right position when you go to bed if you want to use it the next day
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he dressed like he signed the treaty of versailles
Jayson Tatum on Jaylen Brown: "This ain't no fucking Shaq and Kobe. There's no beef." Part of Tatum's response (via @NoaDalzell, @RealBobManning):
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rereading my own tweets bc i am my own target audience
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The Tricolore textbooks did not prepare us for all this shit going off in France. The most exciting thing that ever happened in La Rochelle was Annette falling off her bike or Philippe enjoying a particularly tense game of le badminton down l'auberge de jeunesse.
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POV: You're losing an argument but they mispronounce a word
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Aye man, I wouldn’t watch that if I were you 😭
look what i found in my mom’s room😄.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tweet stolen word for word, same exact image used as well. Adding a community note prevents money being made off this tweet x.com/TaqeeBond/stat…
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Asking Teachers to Sign Their Old Photos Was a HUGE Mistake 😂📸Some of These Throwback Pictures Should Have Stayed Hidden Forever 😭💀The Teachers' Reactions Are Absolutely PRICELESS 🤣🔥
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This Moment Took an UNEXPECTED Turn! 😱😂😂🔥
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indeed & linkedin rlly sold our data, boy
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the quiet intimacy of two people viewing a google doc at the same time
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Jérémy Doku is a sensational talent. He cost Man City just £55m of the £900m they corruptly accrued in the "cheating years".
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The Man City scandal has taken a massive chunk out of the credibility of the Premier League. What’s the point of watching it anymore?
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There’s something sinister about watching a team caught cheating play week in, week out in a competition where they’ve been found guilty of 114 out of 115 charges. It makes a mockery of the competition and, frankly, makes the whole thing look like a joke.
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the four stages of a day off: 1. i will do so much stuff. 2. later i'll do lots of stuff. 3. eventually, i'll do some stuff. 4. oh no.
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Aww man let me know next time you pull up !!
Trip ruined. Was just talking The Wire with the locals of Baltimore, and the owner of Pickles just told me that Donut was here on Saturday. One of the all time greats.
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Trading Places doesn’t get talked about enough. One of the funniest films of the 80s and one of the best Christmas films of all time.
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