
Passing interest in politics; tech and a keyboard player. 🎹 @jack took my blue tick away. LFC.
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Getting older means your arm has to be in just the right position when you go to bed if you want to use it the next day
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he dressed like he signed the treaty of versailles
Jayson Tatum on Jaylen Brown:
"This ain't no fucking Shaq and Kobe. There's no beef."
Part of Tatum's response (via @NoaDalzell, @RealBobManning):
The Tricolore textbooks did not prepare us for all this shit going off in France. The most exciting thing that ever happened in La Rochelle was Annette falling off her bike or Philippe enjoying a particularly tense game of le badminton down l'auberge de jeunesse.
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Aye man, I wouldn’t watch that if I were you 😭
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Asking Teachers to Sign Their Old Photos Was a HUGE Mistake 😂📸Some of These Throwback Pictures Should Have Stayed Hidden Forever 😭💀The Teachers' Reactions Are Absolutely PRICELESS 🤣🔥
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Jérémy Doku is a sensational talent.
He cost Man City just £55m of the £900m they corruptly accrued in the "cheating years".
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The Man City scandal has taken a massive chunk out of the credibility of the Premier League. What’s the point of watching it anymore?
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There’s something sinister about watching a team caught cheating play week in, week out in a competition where they’ve been found guilty of 114 out of 115 charges. It makes a mockery of the competition and, frankly, makes the whole thing look like a joke.
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the four stages of a day off:
1. i will do so much stuff.
2. later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. oh no.


























