@MelissaRTodd

Sex positive influencer 2026! Nobody's fool S1. Columnist for @MetroUK @kent_online and Love it! magazine. Performer, writer, kinkster.

 Kent or FMTY
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Joined April 2019
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This is fascinating stuff, but also so beautifully written. Every sentence is making me stop and purr. I earnestly entreat all perverts to read it. Non-perverts too probably.
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Booked to see Homo alone 2 at the other palace. Do go if you can. Homo alone was unbelievably brilliant. Also seeing Classic Penguins the same day about which I know little except it contains clowning and full frontal nudity. Good enough for me.
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Well that was terrific. Recommended.
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Allen Peters@AllenPeter2002Oct 24
Replying to @MelissaRTodd
Anyone who wishes anyone a merry Christmas before Halloween is over, should be boiled with their own pudding, with a sprig of holly through their heart.
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Had three conversations at the gym today. Bloody outrageous. Admittedly one of them was only a woman asking me where the water fountain was. Still, screw off lady, I'm not your rehydration bitch.
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Got wished a Happy Christmas yesterday. Unacceptable.
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Shooting with the delightful @PeterBirchBooks round Tower Bridge!
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I hate the way Google always has follow up questions now when you ask it anything. Nosy bugger. No I don't want to know where would be best to park nearby or go for lunch, learn your sodding place. I need staff more than a search engine.
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28th November in Chatham! PG Wodehouse meets Anais Nin indeed. Suppose I'd better think up some high-falutin muck.
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MELISSA TODD - Gag Writer | Medway River Lit

Join Melissa Todd for tales from her life as a dominatrix and writer.

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Michael Fattorosi
@pornlawOct 20
Labour’s ‘extreme’ porn ban threatens free speech @UnHerd unherd.com/newsroom/labours-…

Labour’s ‘extreme’ porn ban threatens free speech

In 1964, US Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart struggled to define hardcore pornography, eventually settling on his infamous test: “I know it when I see it.” Over 60 years later, the Labour Party...

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I will be at The Marquis just off Russell Square on the 29th November telling some stories if anyone's about.
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Or even if no one's about, in truth, this being more a mental illness than a career move.
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I'm on at the @NottsComedyFest at the same time and in the same venue as @chloepetts! Shame. I'd love to have seen that show. Also, what terrifying competition to face. Boost my ego by buying tickets please! nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.…
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Spiffing day of shooting with @charlotteplayx and an excitable new cameraman @RedSignStudio
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Kind Dean Street nurse pulled my dress down before I left her office and I'm still feeling loved and mothered 6 hours on. Little acts of kindness so improve the world.
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Clippy
@Clippy_ClopOct 17
Replying to @Aella_Girl
First they came for the choking porn and I said nothing cause it wasn't my kink and they banned all porn.
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Booked tickets to Rent! A musical I've never seen. Excited.
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Good Lord, Reform supporters are racist. Well that's shifted my entire world view.
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Shooting in Sheerness today with @SimonUK1974 Much muck incoming.
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