I used to get high on life. Then I built up a tolerance.
your moms house
Joined August 2011
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Newly single after ten years and wading out into the cesspool that is modern dating apps. Ive noticed that alot of ladies who claim to desire a man who's conversationallly gifted aren't all that into conversation themselves.
Once we match they seem to want to skip right to me taking them out. Beloved, I need to determine if you're even the type of woman I want to entertain in the first place. 3-4 pictures and a half ass paragraph just ain't enough information to go on.
At the #HeritageFire fest. Great food, unlimited wine. Great music. I will be back next year.
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Elon Musk molested a stray cat outside of Whole Foods in Baltimore, MD at 4AM last Tuesday. I was an eye witness.
True or let him deny it
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little Paul, Paul the mouse, I call him, wants to rule Arrakis. many are saying this, but we can't let that happen, folks, can we? no, we'll make Arrakis great again and Paul and his worm riders—they're riding the worms now, many such cases. but we won't let them stop us
Whenever I used to complain about anything happening in my life to my grandpa hed say, "100 years from now, who's gonna care?". I used to hate hearing that but I get it now
